Posted by melody_A
on Wed 5 Oct 05, 8:26 PM to melody_A's blog.
Wandering through a local town a few days ago, I noticed a group of young schoolchildren on an outing along the river. With this group of about twenty children, I saw about 8 or 9 'helpers'. I knew they were helpers because they each had big green badges on that said 'Helper'. 
Now these 'helpers' were obviously mums of these children, but I did a double and triple take because, here I saw the most glamorous 'helpers' I've ever seen. Big hair, lips and boobs galore – adorned with topless/bottomless/frontless/backless designer gear. All these dolly birds done up to the nines on a Monday morning, I was most confused. Why would you, firstly, subject yourself to a school outing and, wear a pair of six inch heals to do it in?
Then I saw. I saw the light. 
At the back of the group was the teacher, a divine god of a man, a young Johnny Depp. It all became clear – I was suddenly jealous, felt dowdy and wanted desperately to join their merry band of 'helpers'.
Anyone got a five/six year old who wants the best looking teacher in the country – can't vouch for his teaching skills. But, let's face it – will a face like that, who cares?
| 5 Oct 05, 10:45 PM Ariane 7 yrs |
Had me going for a minute there, the real one is filming in the Caribbean at the moment. Where exactly is this? <looks around for spare children> Ariane Relax, nothing's under control. | |
| 5 Oct 05, 11:42 PM Miss_Diagnosis UK(MK), 8 yrs  |
Do you think they would notice if I dressed up in school uniform?
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| 6 Oct 05, 8:52 AM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
You can give it a go! It's green jumper and grey skirt, oh and because they are all five/six you have to look VERY cute. "I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" |
