Johnny Depp by the River (3)

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Posted by melody_A on Wed 5 Oct 05, 8:26 PM

Wandering through a local town a few days ago, I noticed a group of young schoolchildren on an outing along the river. With this group of about twenty children, I saw about 8 or 9 'helpers'. I knew they were helpers because they each had big green badges on that said 'Helper'.

Now these 'helpers' were obviously mums of these children, but I did a double and triple take because, here I saw the most glamorous 'helpers' I've ever seen. Big hair, lips and boobs galore – adorned with topless/bottomless/frontless/backless designer gear. All these dolly birds done up to the nines on a Monday morning, I was most confused. Why would you, firstly, subject yourself to a school outing and, wear a pair of six inch heals to do it in?

Then I saw. I saw the light.

At the back of the group was the teacher, a divine god of a man, a young Johnny Depp. It all became clear – I was suddenly jealous, felt dowdy and wanted desperately to join their merry band of 'helpers'.

Anyone got a five/six year old who wants the best looking teacher in the country – can't vouch for his teaching skills. But, let's face it – will a face like that, who cares?

Replies

5 Oct 05, 10:45 PM
Ariane
UK(NR), 6 yrs
Had me going for a minute there, the real one is filming in the Caribbean at the moment. Where exactly is this? <looks around for spare children>
Ariane
Relax, nothing's under control.

5 Oct 05, 11:42 PM
Miss_Diagnosis
UK(FK), 6 yrs
Do you think they would notice if I dressed up in school uniform?

6 Oct 05, 8:52 AM
melody_A
UK, 6 yrs
Y!
SimplyD wrote:
Do you think they would notice if I dressed up in school uniform?

You can give it a go! It's green jumper and grey skirt, oh and because they are all five/six you have to look VERY cute.
"I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess"


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