| Doghouse_Reilly |
So last night I found that I had an unexpected room mate. A little mouse to be precise, whom I have named Dave. Dave seems to live in the airing cupboard near the hot water tank. While he is, like all wild mice, quite cute and fuzzy the fact is that he has got to go. He's not paying rent and if he starts bringing little lady mice home it'd just be too awkward, I mean I barely know him so I'm not comfortable with him shagging in my cupboards. The little furball has got to go. Katya helpfully enough suggested ultrasonics, and this seems to be the way to go. So I've ordered enough ultrasonic animal repellers to drop a pitbull at fifty paces. So hopefully Dave won't be splatted and will instead be persuaded to relocate back to the garden or beyond. If that doesn't work then we're going to borrow a cat although to be honest I think Dave's more than a match for the fat city cats around here.
Money sucks. I hate living in my overdrafts. It sort of turns the idea of banking on its head though, I mean technically the bank is storing money with me to invest not the other way around. I still hate them though. They hate me too. Both my banks are playing bad cop at the moment as they always do at the end of the month. Then it's sweetness at light once the paycheque drops in.
I'm hungry. Crunchy Nut cornflakes are the snack of choice. I slept in since my nocturnal Tom and Jerry antics trying to track down Dave had me running around til dawn. This will be like breakfast but late.
| 22 Sep 05, 1:10 AM Inara_Serra UK, 9 yrs |
I am Dave the mouses superhero, I saved him from almost certain death. I'm still waiting for my song lol NO2ID |