Posted by MmeDragon on Tue 6 Sep 05, 9:27 PM to MmeDragon's blog.
I thought I share this rather funny experience I had on collarme...
Today I received a msg from a male Dom offering me his services and assistance when I am playing with a female submissive.
“If you should need any help love, then just give us a shout!”
I just politely declined and advised that I am more than capable of “doing the business” myself as it were, thank you very much! In retrospect I am not sure why I bothered to reply at all but I always try to anyways.
He then sent me an email back saying that he is very much into spanking and tweaking nipples (that was ALMOST too dominant for me to handle) 
… I then asked him how he would describe humiliation (me thinking that there was fun to be had here). The answer I got was as follows,
“I would piss on them, wank in front of them and then shoot my load into their face!”
You cannot imagine the degree of eye-rolling that provoked on my side after I had gotten off the floor to which I had fallen laughing!!! LOL LOL LOL.
I then sent a reply email saying that I would NOT class such behaviour as humiliating but just as YUK YUK YUK! He then wrote to me that obviously I had still LOTS to learn as I did not know what I was talking about re BDSM and submissive women in particular… Errrmm he was so extremely experienced coz when I asked him how long he had been playing he said about 3 MONTHS… ON LINE!!!!
Strange… he never got back to me when I told him that I have been playing REAL LIFE for 16 years! Men…. 
| 6 Sep 05, 10:15 PM Maddie1 9 yrs |
Just a normal man then. ~Ducks and pulls on body armour~ May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends gathered below it never fall out. | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:21 PM The_Joker 7 yrs  |
~Throws rotten tomatoes at the rapidly ducking armoured form~ Do that again, and I'll come at you, fast, like a Northern Bullet. | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:23 PM Supernanny 6 yrs |
That's just another confirmation for me that i was right about the idiots on collarme. | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:25 PM starshine007 UK, 7 yrs  |
Yep, it really sums up the collarme crowd to a tee! Creme eggs, baked beans and custard are a hard limit! | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:26 PM Maddie1 9 yrs |
Bolognase anyone?
May the roof above us never fall in. And may the friends gathered below it never fall out. | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:33 PM dreams_f 11 yrs |
lol..oh thats funny ! If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten. | ||
| 6 Sep 05, 10:47 PM Chastiser UK, 12 yrs |
now wait for an offer to be your sub from an oddly new name on there(grin). Mike Let Me unchain your mind and your sexuality will follow. | ||
| 7 Sep 05, 10:09 AM caras UK, 9 yrs |
hmmmmmmmmm sounds very like my ex dom LOL but i suspect if it was You would have phoned me laughing hysterically!!!!!! |
