Posted by melody_A
on Thu 18 Aug 05, 1:26 PM to melody_A's blog.
I remember, in times gone past, when the lighting of candles and group hugs were order of the day when a disaster happened to IC folk. If fact it didn't need to be a disaster, a broken fingernail along with a broken heart all brought a flurry of lit candles and hugs. This seems to have been a fad, as when it's my turn, we seem to have run out of candles to light and hugs to electronically transfer.
My disaster?
Bloody cat's gone missing. Yep, he's a thankless, flee ridden nuisance who only ventures in when it's feeding time. He hunts you out and complains constantly until he's fed, he then moves on to the next person. He's not affectionate and will not spend any time with us. We have a regular supply of dead things brought into the house, and as the whole house is carpeted in cream, the cat likes to spread their blood just as far as it will go. I've also had a supply of live things brought in and dropped at my feet – not pleasant at all.
Still, I'm starting to worry. Mini is home on Sunday and I'd rather not have to explain to her about cat heaven and the such like.
So, please can we have an abundance of candles lit, (ok electric light bulbs or cigarettes will do) and hopefully the mangy moggy will return.
melody
Re-reading my post, maybe I don't come across as the sensitive animal loving person that I so obviously am. It's distress I assure you.
| 18 Aug 05, 1:34 PM pat2006 UK, 6 yrs |
reminds me of one of my all time favourite jokes, which has the punchline "your granny is on the roof".
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| 18 Aug 05, 1:42 PM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
Bloody hell man, don't get me all excited! I thought I had my first lit candle/torch/bonfire...... You tease! "I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" | |
| 18 Aug 05, 2:12 PM Fearchara 6 yrs |
Cats are such fickle creatures and yours will probably turn up, complete with an offering, and disdainfully eat some food as though nothing is amiss, as soon as Mini me returns home. The one thing I would suggest doing before she gets back is checking your neighbours garages / sheds if you haven't already done so.
I will also, since you asked, light a candle or three. Well any excuse for a lit flame and some dripping wax Darkness covers everything. | |
| 18 Aug 05, 2:33 PM Strummy UK(SW), 6 yrs  |
Candles litten,
Go home, Mel's kitten.
Herewith, one spell,
(Group hug as well) xx Lika
I will learn to be patient if it kills me... | |
| 18 Aug 05, 4:25 PM MLeigh UK(CF), 7 yrs £ |
he'll be back when he's hungry, is he collared and chipped, ? Leigh | |
| 18 Aug 05, 5:40 PM kikkiMM UK, 9 yrs |
Candle lit and sent my moggy out to search the neighbourhood for kidnap notes! Good luck darling, kikki xxxx kikki{MM} "Callipygian ideal" according to MM. | |
| 18 Aug 05, 5:44 PM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
no and no "I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" | |
| 18 Aug 05, 5:45 PM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
Oh thank you, I have asked the neighbours, the sheep in the next field, the rabbits and the birds. I think he's left home. "I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" | |
| 18 Aug 05, 5:46 PM melody_A UK, 8 yrs |
Thank you. Spells? I didn't think of spells. x "I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess" |
