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on Tue 18 Nov 03, 11:20 PM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
The Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK has its finger on the collective pulse, and embodies an exciting set of policies it hopes will gain broad support and promote unity in our diverse community!
Our Mission Statement:
>More< self-indulgent, coma-inducing, hair-tearingly banal wiffle
>More< self-referential cutesiness that nobody other than the folk who met you last weekend can understand
>More< self-referential cutesiness that nobody other than your dom/me can understand
>More< interminable posts pursuing vendettas/claiming injustices perpetrated elsewhere on the internet when nobody knows the protagonists, and he doesn't give a stuff anyway
>More< pitiful attempts at gaining attention/disguising insecurity by being excessively obscene, cryptic or just plain 'mad'
>More< messages to intimates that the recipients would find more caring if sent by memo
>More< self-promoting, self-pitying declaiming and whining
>More< thinly-disguised trolling and ass-creepage
>More< cloying devotional 'prose'
>More< pie-eyed poetry
>More< one-post wonders
Plus!!!
>Less< self-editing
>Less< happiness and celebration
>Less< humanity and understanding of pain
>Less< real life BDSM in the UK
>Less< original thought
>Less< humour
>Less< discussion of sex, violence, morals and ethics
>Less< maledoms who pop up suddenly and drive big fuck- off tanks through all the glutinous nonsense
That's it. Oh! (beg pardon) ... And!!!
Our Vision:
You haven't worked it out? You're just the type of person we need!!! fnar fnar
(With thanks to the man with the spicy lube and the
tank for the
inspiration 
)
Edited Sun 18 Jan 04, 6:34 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
