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Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK - Join Now!!!
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Posted by CruelLadyScorpio on Tue 18 Nov 03, 11:20 PM
The Campaign for Real Drivel in the UK has its finger
on the collective pulse, and embodies an exciting set
of policies it hopes will gain broad support and
promote unity in our diverse community!
Our Mission Statement:
>More< self-indulgent, coma-inducing, hair-tearingly
banal wiffle
>More< self-referential cutesiness that nobody other
than the folk who met you last weekend can understand
>More< self-referential cutesiness that nobody other
than your dom/me can understand
>More< interminable posts pursuing vendettas/claiming
injustices perpetrated elsewhere on the internet when
nobody knows the protagonists, and he doesn't give a
stuff anyway
>More< pitiful attempts at gaining attention/disguising
insecurity by being excessively obscene, cryptic or
just plain 'mad'
>More< messages to intimates that the recipients would
find more caring if sent by memo
>More< self-promoting, self-pitying declaiming and
whining
>More< thinly-disguised trolling and ass-creepage
>More< cloying devotional 'prose'
>More< pie-eyed poetry
>More< one-post wonders
Plus!!!
>Less< self-editing
>Less< happiness and celebration
>Less< humanity and understanding of pain
>Less< real life BDSM in the UK
>Less< original thought
>Less< humour
>Less< discussion of sex, violence, morals and ethics
>Less< maledoms who pop up suddenly and drive big fuck-
off tanks through all the glutinous nonsense
That's it. Oh! (beg pardon) ... And!!!
Our Vision:
You haven't worked it out? You're just the type of
person we need!!! fnar fnar
(With thanks to the man with the spicy lube and the
tank for the
inspiration  )
Edited Sun 18 Jan 04, 6:34 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
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