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on Tue 18 Mar 03, 11:35 PM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
I've scanned a number of other Dommes' logs, but no one
else seems to get this sort of thing; should I be
worried that I come after the job and the footy team?
Perhaps it's just me ... or a quality of Glaswegian
submissives ... maybe there's a Paper in it ... 
*4.13am phone rings:
'lo
Cru: Hello sweetheart - aren't you home yet?!
Naw - m'los ... Mis'ress, I am *hammered* ... an I don know where I am ... Subbie's los
Cru: Oh baby - have you *any* idea where you are at all?
Don know where I am .. haud on, there's a sign ... cnt fuckin shee ...... aw can't be fucked with that ... cn harly fuckin shee
Cru: Oh dear - I'll get the map
Subbie's gettin tired now ... s'witch's hat
Cru: Yes, I'm sure you must be - Subbie's had a fabulous day, but you must be tired now. I'll get the map, and we'll work out where you are
I don know where I fuckin am Mis'ress ... but it don matter cos I gotta mad hat. Oh, thas The Archery ...
Cru: Do you know where you are now?
Oooohhhh .. There ain't no Huns in Europe! There ain't no Huns in Europe! I am The Game - I am on 26 fuckin k a year an my team won an my Mis'ress loves me ... an I gotta witch's hat
Cru: It's wonderful! What did Mike say?
Mike said 'Sub, you're drunk pal'
Cru: He's a good bloke, Mike. Talks sense.
An I said 'I don give a rat's ass cos I am on 26k a *year*'... Cn harly fuckin shee ... don know where I am ... Subbie wans t'go home now Mis'ress ...
Cru: Alright, little one - I'll get the map and phone you back in a minute and sort out where you are, OK? ... OK?
OK, Mis'ress
*Line goes dead
*4 mins later phone rings again
'lo
Cru: Hi pet - where are you?
M'at home, Mis'ress
Cru: So you weren't lost after all?!!
Yeah wuz ... member wuz by th'river shoutin at ducks ... stupid ducks made me do it ... cnt really member Mis'ress ... Cn I go t'bed now?
Cru: Yes, petal, I think you'd better ...
::Cru goes off to polish Mr.Cane::
(nb: the witch's hat turned out to be a traffic cone, and the ducks standard Clyde-issue mallards, with no mind-control abilities)
Edited Tue 18 Mar 03, 11:55 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
