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Session Start: Sat Feb umpteenth 22:10:32 2003
Session Ident: #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor
* Now talking in #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor
* Topic is 'Gorean homestone of Ubar BigSwingingDick and his writhing minions. Free be welcome - put your boots on the furniture and dribble ale down your tunics. Slaves beg to enter, leave, afk or nod off. No spitting. If you are a Master, register with TheBot by typing !Master !Jarl !Outlaw !Warrior !Assassin !Dom or !SadSpottyAdolescent. If you are a Mistress or Free Woman, type !SecondClassCitizen. If you are an unrestricted slavegirl/kajira type !gropenshag. If you are a kajira but will only accept leery comments about your tits while being bossed around, type !frigid. If you are a female submissive with no sense who wishes to observe how utterly mad we are, add '-observing' to your nick and type !newtottie to register with TheBot.************ If you are a kajirus/male submissive, type !ignore to register with TheBot and go to #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor_Lib to be interviewed by TheLibraryBot for an hour (Tues only 4.45am-5.45am GMT) and receive your 500word essay assignment entitled 'Why I Am Worthless Male Beast' which must be completed within half-an-hour. Deliver this to #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor_Office (Tues only 6.15am GMT) to receive your CupCollar and password. This permits entry to #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor_Cupboard, where you will be forgotten for six months. On completion, you may enter the main channel and type !ignore. If you are sent back to #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor_Lib, please notify channel operator Jarl ScaryTech in the main channel (Fri only 10.07am GMT) and He will offhandedly assure you that He will fix TheBot when He's got a minute between tweaking the SQL database, debugging the Marketing Dept's website cgi script and seeing to the dopey mare in Accounts who's lost her MSOffice toolbar for the nth time this month. *************
* Set by Bignhairy on Sat Feb umpteenth 20:28:51 2003
<gormless-observing > !newtottie
<TheBot> *Beg entry gormless-observing - welcome to #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor, provided you're secretly gagging for it. Ubar BigSwingingDick, Honoured Owner and Warrior of this House, bids you relax and take your knickers off.*
<gormless-observing > May this girl enter and be eyed speculatively?
<TheBot> *gormless-observing has registered with the #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor database as a female submissive without an ounce of sense.*
<RipplingMuscles> So I told her she needed her roots retouched, but would she listen? I stormed off and left Kylie to dry an style her.
<Bignhairy> Enter, gormless-observing, and display your tits
<Bignhairy> I mean talents
<meek{GBG}> smiles softly at the honoured Master's hilarious anecdote
<gormless-observing > greetings Master BigSwingingDick, Master RipplingMuscles, ty Master Bignhairy
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<LadyFree> Has HugeSword been in?
<almostcowed{B}> greetings, gormless-observing - get out while you still have a chance
*Bignhairy yanks almostcowed{B}'s chain, his magnificently toned form glowing in the light of the torches, and stuffs an apple between her teeth
<RipplingMuscles> Exhibit, gormless-observing
<meek{GBG}> may this girl beg to afk and answer the call of nature?
*blokeindisguise{GBG} slides her silk tunic up her hair- free thighs and flutters her long eyelashes at Master RipplingMuscles
<nympho> May this girl also exhibit?
<Bignhairy> Go and get me a drink, almostcowed{B}, you worthless slut.
<gormless-observing > Exhibit, Master?
<RipplingMuscles> Describe yourself in a manner appealing to me, and make your breasts a good size and your ass juicy
<nympho> My ass is juicy, Master
<almostcowed{B}> Yemff Mmmftf
* almostcowed{B} rises gracefully to her feet, saliva pouring from the corners of her ruby lips and hurries to the servery to do her Master's bidding with joy in her heart and an apple in her mouth
<LadyFree> Has anyone seen HugeSword??
<gormless-observing > this girl has red hair and blue eyes
<RipplingMuscles> Can't stand red hair
* Bignhairy beckons to nympho, his arm muscles moving smoothly like two parking VWs
<nympho> My hair isn't red, Master - is that not so, Ubar BigSwingingDick?
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<meek{GBG}> may this girl beg to afk and answer the call of nature, please?
*blokeindisguise{GBG} shifts her position, her silk tunic moving deliciously over her hair-free form and attends to LadyFree
<blokeindisguise{GBG} Don't recognise the name, LadyFree - who's He?
<gormless-observing > this girl has blonde hair and blue eyes and pert size 36A breasts
<LadyFree> My FC, blokeindisguise{GBG}!
<Bignhairy> nympho - attend to me!!!
<RipplingMuscles> Don't like small tits
<nympho> My breasts are size 38C, Master RipplingMuscles
* almostcowed{B} glances over her shoulder into the main room and carefully selects a vessel to carry the cool drink to her beloved Master Bignhairy, slipping her special spices into the container
<gormless-observing > this girl has blonde hair and blue eyes and good size 38C breasts, with a rounded soft bottom and slim thighs
<ScaryTech> Tempted to cite Procrustes, but I'd be wasting good coding time explaining it
<RipplingMuscles> wb ScaryTech bro - wtf is Procrustes? Have you fixed TheBot?
<RipplingMuscles> !TestBot
<TheBot> *Catches BigSwingingDick on the forwardstroke and moans with pleasure*
<ScaryTech> Shit - test msg, people - 'pologies, BSD - brb
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<gormless-observing > What is a FC, Mistress LadyFree?
* nympho turns away from Master RipplingMuscles on all fours, naked wanton thighs spread open before Him the luscious globes of her perfect ass tilted invitingly and slowly crawls three paces towards Master Bignhairy. Rising to her feet, she glides across the room, swinging her fabulous hips and looking over her shoulder at Master RipplingMuscles with the glint of promise in her eyes
* blokeindisguise{GBG} guffaws as nympho crashes into a pillar
<LadyFree> Free Companion = husband, gormless-observing
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<TheBot> *'husband' is an Urthen term and has no place here. Remove your knickers as penance.*
<meek{GBG}> May this girl please beg to afk and answer the call of nature, please, honoured Free?
<RipplingMuscles> Describe your breasts more thoroughly, girl
<Bignhairy> Kneel before me and exhibit, nympho
<LadyFree> So no-one's seen HugeSword then?
* almostcowed{B} pours the delicious drink into the vessel, her mind focused on the task of pleasing her Master, lovingly stirring the poispices until they are well dissolved
*blokeindisguise{GBG} moves her hands swiftly over her silk clad hairless body the heat from his smooth skin causing the fabric to gleam enticingly
* LadyFree has left #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor
*hasshegone has joined #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor
*hasshegone is now known as HugeSword
*blokeindisguise{GBG} sniggers
* nympho is now known as nympho{HS}
<HugeSword> Tal, BigSwingingDick
<HugeSword> Tal, A/all
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<RipplingMuscles> Tal, HugeSword bro
<nympho{HS}> greetings, my magnificent Master!
*Bignhairy grunts
<meek{GBG}> PLEase may this girl please bEG to afk please and answer the call of nature, please, hoNOured Free PersoNs??? Master BigSwingingDicK?
<Bignhairy> almostcowed{B}- where's my cursed drink, you useless slattern?!!!
<gormless-observing > my breasts have small, pink nipples, Master
*nympho{HS} falls at the feet of her Master and joyfully tears open His breeches, her hot eager mouth sucking Him swiftly to climax
<HugeSword> *HugeSword drives his throbbing sex into the the slut's wet mouth and groans as he pumps his rich seed into her core
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<RipplingMuscles> Big red nips get me going
<gormless-observing > sorry, Master
<HugeSword> Be well, A/all
<RipplingMuscles> Be well, HugeSword
* HugeSword has left #Gor_Blimey_Guv'nor
* almostcowed{B} hurries to do her most loved Master's bidding, kneeling before Him and trembling as He takes the vessel from her slim hands and drinks deep, a strange light in her eyes
* nympho{HS} is now known as nympho
*blokeindisguise{GBG} feels the fabulousd texxture of +silken grarb as it slides over her smooth hairless hairless pantingg chest, gazes down as his hands slides urgent silk up his her hair-free thighs and hot pulsatingsillkyrosybelly
<nympho> I have nipples the size of drinks coasters, Master RipplingMuscles
*BigSwingingDick grunts
<blokeindisguise{GBG}> brb
*blokeindisguise{GBG} is now known as blokeindisguise {GBG}-goneforcloth
<meek{GBG}> may this girl beg leave to retire to change her underthings and re-upholster her chair?
* Disconnected
Session Close: Sun Feb umpteenth 00:05:44 2003 -------
A prize of the Ubar's choosing will be awarded to those who spot the cut 'n' paste joke
Edited Tue 18 Feb 03, 3:27 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
