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on Sat 21 Dec 02, 2:31 AM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
As requested, an addendum to a previous log:
Get Attention on IC Top Ten
1) make a mildly controversial remark in a weblog when everyone's irritable and sleep-deprived from pre- Festive Season stress
2) imply maleDoms are generally imperfect or excessively randy. Await tidal wave of memos which confirm your restraint, and that 'imperfect' and 'randy' ain't the worst of it
3) imply femDoms are generally imperfect or arrogant. Await tidal wave of memos proving you are correct
4) post a vengeful tale of woe about the hard- heartedness of a Dom/me you've played with and watch them being publicly berated whilst receiving heaps of satisfactorily supportive mail
5) poke fun at bdsm. Await deluge of mail telling you that it's not funny, not nohow, and it's time you grew up
6) say you are miserable because everyone hates you. Await deluge of mail confirming this
7) say you are a Domme looking for a sub, but please read your profile before replying. Await excitable rush of mail from people who haven't
8) post a log saying you are an awfully grand lady, that none of our maleDoms are good enough for you, and you're really just slumming it because it's a wizard wheeze. Await gratifying snowstorm of mail offering to tie you up and shag you stupid
9) say you want to make a film, without being specific about subject matter. Await disturbingly large volume of mail from clammy folk with twitches who want you to film them complaining to an assisant in Miss Selfridge who can barely see past her mascara, that the lace on the acid-green thongs they sell is too flimsy
10) sneer
nb: all mail regarding this log will be forwarded to those that wanted it - Season's Greetings!
Edited Sat 21 Dec 02, 2:37 AM by CruelLadyScorpio
