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on Fri 2 Aug 02, 10:08 PM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
CLS: ::speaking clearly:: Going to run a bath ::goes and turns bath taps on::
SFX: sound of bath filling
M: Are you having a bath?
CLS: ::thinks: nope - just like filling the bath up:: Yes, in a bit
Five mins later ...
M: Are you watching that bath?
CLS: ::thinks: nope, have lived here long enuff to know how long bath takes to fill:: Yes, it's fine
Five mins later ...
M: Is that bath alright?
CLS: ::thinks: nope, am totally irresponsible and weakminded an' going to let it overflow:: Yep, s'ok
Five mins later ...
M: ::gets up an goes to loo, comes back:: That bath looks ready
CLS: ::thinks:: yes, I know:: Mmmm
M: ::hovers impatiently:: Do you want me to turn off the taps
CLS: ::thinks: nope, want to torture you a *little* longer as you are drivin me fuckin' insane:: No, s'ok
M: ::obviously becoming crazed:: Well I'm going across for a paper
CLS: ::thinks:: heh heh:: 'K see you in a bit
M: And you're going to have that bath?
CLS: ::thinks:nope am going to let it run as cold as my blood:: Yes, in a bit
M: ::leaves::
CLS: ::waits til door shuts, gets up from PC, switches taps off, grins evilly:: Only three more days to go, only three more days to go, only three more days to go ...
Futile pop quiz: Who is M? Who is the sadist? How long before CLS starts developing that nervous tic in left eye?
Tomorrow: Saturday Nite is Matricide Nite!!! Prizes!!! Axes!!! Overflowing fuckin' bastard baths!!!
Edited Sun 22 Dec 02, 4:40 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
