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on Wed 17 Apr 02, 4:27 PM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
Every man knows that women, and that includes Dommes, are only interested in your cock, so it's important to have an extensive and skillfully assembled portfolio of knob-shots.
Remember - the cock *is* the man.
In the spirit of altruism, and as a grateful recipient of a constant flow of these delectable images, I offer a few tips:
Composing the shot:
1 Moody lighting is good - something murky and indistinct always works well, browns and greys providing an interesting 'just dug up' tone, which will appeal to the Gothier domme
2 Or bright lighting is even better - fluorescent lights bring out flesh tones startlingly, turning your pride and joy into an artistic symphony of garish reds and blues
3 If you can manage to get the camera close enough, a head-on shot provides a striking 'fish-eye' effect, and makes your bell-end appear to be the size of a grapefruit
4 A side on shot displays you to advantage as well, especially if you take it in the kitchen and you can get the cat litter tray into the background
If for various technical reasons you can't get 'just the cock', you'll have to do a body shot:
5 Make sure the background brings out your skintones well and is seductive - the wife's best floral duvet cover with the Austrian lace trim works for most men
6 If you don't have something like this, go for texture in the composition - a few abandoned socks on the floor, and the tatty Fosters t-shirt you wear when washing the car hanging over the radiator provide contrast and narrative
7 If you're a little insecure about the size of your cock, extending the 'fish-eye' technique is useful; you can take a lengthways shot from just above your feet, which makes your legs look like a Viking's, your equipment worthy of a horse, and your head the size of the average orange
Saving, sending and promoting the image:
8 Save the image as an uncompressed .tif file or .bmp, around 800x600 pixels. This will take anything up to an hour to download onto the recipient's machine, and increase the anticipation. Imagine her surprise and delight when she clicks on the file to find, instead of the snap of your phizz she was expecting, an enormous multicoloured picture of your prick filling the screen! And if you've saved it as a .bmp, she can even use it as desktop wallpaper - how cool is that?!
9 Post the image to absolutely every newsboard and contact site you can find - you need the women out there to know *exactly* who you are ...
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Thanks for the inspiration go to The Bouncing Mad Cat, who cheerfully ignores this advice
Edited Wed 17 Apr 02, 5:07 PM by CruelLadyScorpio
