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on Sun 7 Apr 02, 2:59 AM to CruelLadyScorpio's blog.
Hide your favourite clothes/knickers/perfume/shoes or he'll 'borrow' them and take them home and lock them in the 'special cupboard' and you'll never see them again ...
Never allow him to appear in public in a thigh-skimming dress/skirt whilst wearing french knickers - male hips aren't designed to hold these up, and the creeping draggly-drawers effect is frankly hilarious - you'll be a laughing stock. No, no, no ... unless the title 'Mistress of Ol' Droopy Drawers' gives you a buzz ...
Never mention you've ordered a pair of red hot shoes/boots online before they arrive - he'll snatch the parcel out of your hands and lock himself away with a full-length mirror before you've had a chance to say 'Oh goody ...'
Avoiding this problem by recruiting a subMale two sizes bigger than you doesn't work - he's a masochist, and will cram his size nine feet into your size seven shoes anyway ...
However trashy and slutty you regard an auburn wig teamed with fuschia pink lipstick, a purple skirt and claret sequined heels, he'll insist on wearing them ... To the point that he'll stand on the pavement and let tears trickle affectingly down his face, ruining his make up, until you give in and take him into the club looking like an extra from 'Trailer Trash Sluts Do It In the Compact Yet Serviceable Shower Alcove' ...
If he wants to wear a short wig, make sure he's got it on the right way round, or he'll look like *everybody's* mother-in-law and terrify the bouncers ...
On the up side:
You'll always have a home for your laddered hold-ups when another Sub has clawed them ... ... he can dance the tits off the 'E' generation boyz and gals on one can of Coke ...
... he understands the importance of chocolate as a lifestyle ...
... he looks so damn pert when he bends over for a spanking your brain does a backflip ...
... he's fastidious, so every nook and cranny tastes delicious ...
... 'nilla sex with him is such a symphony of subtlety that it makes you wonder why you're such a deviant bitch ...
... he's intoxicating, and flows in your arms like a cat when you kiss him ...
Edited Sun 7 Apr 02, 3:41 AM by CruelLadyScorpio
