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| Fri 3 Jun 05, 4:39 PM MistressTeazer UK(SS), 7 yrs £ |
Hello I have been reading with interest the posts entered here and would like to ask the boys a question, who thinks he has the smallest penis. This is the time to stand up and be counted "Grin" I have to say I have handled a good few tiddlers in my time and I think it makes their owners somewhat cute. Not overly good for sex but thats another story. Lol. MistressTeazer | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 4:42 PM Lucifer38 UK, 7 yrs   |
Me.........without a shadow of doubt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
out from your palaces princes and kings,,out from your churches clergy of christ,ill neither live nor die for your dreams | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 5:05 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs   |
Well I've not seen yours luci so hard to say. But I think I'm about average. Maybe we should have a national survey done where teams of officals go out measuring subbies penises at big events until all the males are done and then we can find out the averages for subs, Doms and switches. Maybe they could take pictures and then everyone can vote on the one they like the look of the best and then we can have an award ceremony to announce the 'Dick of the Year' Eb (o:3
"Love isn't just a feeling, it's shaving your balls" "Firstly, sir, I reasoned that if I destroyed the universe all in one go no one would know," "Ahh Nibbles, chew through my ball sack" | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 5:13 PM Platinum UK(W), 9 yrs |
Would depend on who was doing the measuring as to what the measurement was.
In certain cases you'd have to use a magnifying glass to find it as it would have hidden in fear. P | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 5:16 PM JudyInDsGuise UK(E), 9 yrs |
You know there is a way to measure it without even leaving your computer. Place your testicles on the Esc key and see which Fkey you reach. Of course, this assumes you're using a standard keyboard (no cheating by using laptop!) It's amazing what you can learn reading chatrooms when you're bored ::giggles:: judy The difficult part isn't getting me to do stuff, it's inspiring me to WANT to do it | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 5:18 PM Lucifer38 UK, 7 yrs |
i dont even reach the f****** alt button!!
out from your palaces princes and kings,,out from your churches clergy of christ,ill neither live nor die for your dreams | ||
| 3 Jun 05, 5:20 PM LadyRed UK, 9 yrs |
Now now... no lies lucifer
"Standing up and being counted is the 1st step in the right direction" Quote by Red for more years than she can remember | ||
| 4 Jun 05, 8:41 AM LightningJack UK(SW), 7 yrs |
How about we have the measuring done after dangling our willies in ice water for 5 minutes......Magnifying glass anyone? LightningJack | ||
| 4 Jun 05, 8:47 AM Forsaken1 UK, 7 yrs |
Unless you happen to like the feel of ice! "You don't need to break a rule for me to punish you. I'll do it just because I want to do it. If you want a paddling, don't fuck up, just ask me for it and you'll get it." | ||
| 4 Jun 05, 9:38 AM bikerG 7 yrs |
its fair to say that mine isn't huge. | ||
| 5 Jun 05, 12:12 AM Master_and_minx UK, 7 yrs |
wouldn´t a ruler be a better measure, seeing as they are more standardised than computer keyboards? minx |
