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Inexperienced + Up for "anything" ? (6)

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Posted by sadistical on Fri 20 May 05, 6:46 PM to sadistical's blog.

Amazing how adaptable these newcomers are. Imagine knowing they'll love everything despite having never tried it.

Thanks for offering to be my 'total slave', who's 'willing to relocate' to Scotland, despite having never met me, spoken to me, or chatted to me.

I'm impressed at your efforts to serve already!

You can't lose with such a fine attitude.

Go you!

Far. Far away from me.

*plonk*

Replies

20 May 05, 7:08 PM
x_zero_x
UK(DD), 10 yrs

Hehehe, yeah, i have to go through a lot of the emails from subs begging to serve Mistress Talena, but some of the things they write are just too funny. If i get any good ones soon i'll post them up here :p
sadistical wrote:
Amazing how adaptable these newcomers are. Imagine knowing they'll love everything despite having never tried it.
20 May 05, 8:14 PM
bighugs
UK(LE), 7 yrs

There are some doms who write very similar e-mails...I do try not to giggle when replying but it is hard some times. xx
20 May 05, 11:58 PM
Bendy_Trevor
UK, 7 yrs
sadistical wrote:
Amazing how adaptable these newcomers are. Imagine knowing they'll love everything despite having never tried it.

<grin> It is amazing truly amazing

--
Bendy

21 May 05, 2:42 AM
amarya
UK(EH), 8 yrs

ach one day the real ones will pop up their heads...lol

there are some right numpties out there

amaryaxxx

21 May 05, 7:15 AM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


sadistical wrote:
Amazing how adaptable these newcomers are. Imagine knowing they'll love everything despite having never tried it.

But they will do anything and everything because how will they know if they like it until they've tried it?

I suggest you start them off with things like branding, amputation and castration. ;-)

Eb (o:3

"Love isn't just a feeling, it's shaving your balls" "Firstly, sir, I reasoned that if I destroyed the universe all in one go no one would know," "Ahh Nibbles, chew through my ball sack"

21 May 05, 1:58 PM
UrBabyBrat
UK(EH), 7 yrs
I had one today, not so new to IC it turns out, claiming that he was an "experience male Master" but he understood my limits and my sexuality, and his "partner is an experience Domme / lesbian".

Hello? Does anyone else see the issue I'm having...

"Damn right I've been naughty, now spank my evil butt!"

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