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Well spring is here and that bloody green stuff that surrounds Grimly towers is growing again!!
Time to drag the petrol mower out of hibernation check it over, start it up and give the grass the first cut of many it will need over the next few months. I hate gardening with a passion and resent every minute spent cutting, pruning, raking and hoeing the bloody thing. Time spent working in the garden is time deducted from the things I like to do and money spent on it is money wasted in my opinion. What makes it worse is my neighbour, who most of the time I get on great with, but whom to the best of my knowledge trims his grass twice a day and god help the weed that dares to appear in one of his flower beds. Therefore, the annual ritual of him giving me the only guilt trip I have begins.
Any subbies who love gardening, and who would be willing to take on the jungle that passes for my garden please don't hesitate to get in touch. I can promise the rewards for doing so are both cruel and imaginative ![]()
Cheers Grimly
| 31 Mar 05, 11:39 PM Strictly UK(N), 7 yrs |
spring is a real pain. Its mostly rain, interspersed with the odd bits of sunshine that last long enough to convince you not to wear a coat. And then it rains again. | |
| 1 Apr 05, 8:09 AM lucky_1 7 yrs |
Oh I love gardening Grimly, being able to come in from work in the summer and walk barefoot on the lawn. Heaven! It's relaxing, and rewarding, when you see the shrubs and flowers you have planted blooming too. Unfortunately Scotland is just too damn far and too damn wet! I know this as I'm Scottish and I was 25 before I realised that rain actually fell from the sky and didn't normally come at you head on! Marmion says if I don't behave he's going to dress me up as a pony girl and I can drag the mower round the garden! Yikes!
Happy mowing Lucky
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. (Alexander Woolcott)Lucky Edited 1 Apr 05, 8:10 AM by lucky_1 | |
| 1 Apr 05, 9:47 AM augusta UK, 7 yrs |
gardening really brings out the Domme in me.... reclining languorously on a sun-lounger while some well-muscled, sweat-sheened, grubby-fingered hunk (surprisingly looking a lot like Keanu Reeves, funnily enough) kneels humbly on the grass at my feet and i point my (ultra-gorgeously-manicured) index finger in the direction of a luxuriant, abundant flowerbed. "no, you bad boy. that Ęsculus Hippocastanum doesn't go in there... put it in there!" you don't have to be mad to blog here.... but it helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
| 1 Apr 05, 12:16 PM Grimly UK(IV), 10 yrs |
I had one of those but it died
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" | |
| 1 Apr 05, 12:47 PM kathy_x 8 yrs |
so it is far and yes it would make you too damn wet todays cryptic message :- gardens can be full of snails in the summer kathy -xxx-
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| 1 Apr 05, 4:02 PM Sunhillow 7 yrs |
Concrete? s
Love without trust is like an angel with but one wing... it cannot fly high or achieve much. | |
| 1 Apr 05, 4:08 PM Grimly UK(IV), 10 yrs |
thaught of that but still takes time effort and money A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" | |
| 2 Apr 05, 1:10 PM Grimly UK(IV), 10 yrs |
I know how to deal with snails A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" |