the joys of spring ....not (8)

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Posted by Grimly on Thu 31 Mar 05, 9:52 PM

Well spring is here and that bloody green stuff that surrounds Grimly towers is growing again!!

Time to drag the petrol mower out of hibernation check it over, start it up and give the grass the first cut of many it will need over the next few months. I hate gardening with a passion and resent every minute spent cutting, pruning, raking and hoeing the bloody thing. Time spent working in the garden is time deducted from the things I like to do and money spent on it is money wasted in my opinion. What makes it worse is my neighbour, who most of the time I get on great with, but whom to the best of my knowledge trims his grass twice a day and god help the weed that dares to appear in one of his flower beds. Therefore, the annual ritual of him giving me the only guilt trip I have begins. Any subbies who love gardening, and who would be willing to take on the jungle that passes for my garden please don't hesitate to get in touch. I can promise the rewards for doing so are both cruel and imaginative

Cheers Grimly

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31 Mar 05, 11:39 PM
Strictly
UK(N), 5 yrs

Grimly wrote:
Well spring is here and that bloody green stuff that surrounds Grimly towers is growing again!!

spring is a real pain. Its mostly rain, interspersed with the odd bits of sunshine that last long enough to convince you not to wear a coat.
And then it rains again.

1 Apr 05, 8:09 AM
lucky_1
5 yrs
Any subbies who love gardening, and who would be willing to take on the jungle that passes for my garden please don't hesitate to get in touch. I can promise the rewards for doing so are both cruel and imaginative
Cheers Grimly
Oh I love gardening Grimly, being able to come in from work in the summer and walk barefoot on the lawn. Heaven! It's relaxing, and rewarding, when you see the shrubs and flowers you have planted blooming too. Unfortunately Scotland is just too damn far and too damn wet! I know this as I'm Scottish and I was 25 before I realised that rain actually fell from the sky and didn't normally come at you head on!
Marmion says if I don't behave he's going to dress me up as a pony girl and I can drag the mower round the garden!
Yikes!
Happy mowing
Lucky

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. (Alexander Woolcott)Lucky
The Purple One. Marmion
Edited 1 Apr 05, 8:10 AM by lucky_1

1 Apr 05, 9:47 AM
augusta
UK, 5 yrs
gardening really brings out the Domme in me....
reclining languorously on a sun-lounger while some well-muscled, sweat-sheened, grubby-fingered hunk (surprisingly looking a lot like Keanu Reeves, funnily enough) kneels humbly on the grass at my feet and i point my (ultra-gorgeously-manicured) index finger in the direction of a luxuriant, abundant flowerbed.
"no, you bad boy. that Æsculus Hippocastanum doesn't go in there... put it in there!"
you don't have to be mad to blog here.... but it helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Apr 05, 12:16 PM
Grimly
UK(IV), 8 yrs

augusta wrote:
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"no, you bad boy. that Æsculus Hippocastanum doesn't go in there... put it in there!"
I had one of those but it died

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

1 Apr 05, 12:47 PM
kathy_x
6 yrs

Marmion_and_Lucky wrote:
Unfortunately Scotland is just too damn far and too damn wet!

so it is far and yes it would make you too damn wet heehe. erm worth it tho. not that i would know iam really NOT that type of girl. HONEST! *tries to look innocent - failing badly*
todays cryptic message :-
gardens can be full of snails in the summer
kathy -xxx-

1 Apr 05, 4:02 PM
Sunhillow
UK(CW), 5 yrs

Grimly wrote:
I hate gardening with a passion and resent every minute spent cutting, pruning, raking and hoeing the bloody thing.
Concrete?
s

Love without trust is like an angel with but one wing... it cannot fly high or achieve much.

1 Apr 05, 4:08 PM
Grimly
UK(IV), 8 yrs

sunhillow wrote:
Concrete?
s

thaught of that but still takes time effort and money
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

2 Apr 05, 1:10 PM
Grimly
UK(IV), 8 yrs

kathy_wm wrote:
gardens can be full of snails in the summer
kathy -xxx-

I know how to deal with snails
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"


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