Posted by Smartarse
on Wed 30 Mar 05, 8:39 PM to Smartarse's blog.
I found this piece of paper in my wallet. It had a nine digit number on it. It obviously wasn't a phone number as it didn't have a zero at the start. Then I found the note pad I'd torn the piece of paper from. There was a duplicate of the number amongst other numbers scrawled on the pad. I'd obviously made a note and decided I needed to make a copy to take with me. Not an address so WTF was it?
Days passed. Still I couldn't think for the life of me what the number was. But I'd obviously needed to take it out with me. It was important! It was driving me nuts. Then my credit card bill came in and I remembered booking tickets for the cinema. Ahh! It was the booking reference number I'd taken with me in case of problems.
So mystery solved. And if you are wondering what the point of this blog is, my reluctant mistress has instructed me to "go post some comments and put yourself about!" so that you can all admire my new image. Ta da. There it is!
Okay, there's no need to be judgemental, there's a lot of tough competition today. Its hard competing with a dead hamster. (Deepest sympathy Fen BTW)
| 30 Mar 05, 8:58 PM Smartarse UK(CM), 7 yrs |
Er, it had robots in it. They did stuff. The baddies got their comeuppance. The goodies, the CGI guys and the merchandisers all lived happily ever after. And it was okay if you're ten. Not so good if you are an adult. alex_10m | ||
| 30 Mar 05, 9:05 PM Smartarse UK(CM), 7 yrs |
Pooh's heffalump movie? Sorry I thought most people would have seen it by now. alex_10m | ||
| 31 Mar 05, 3:14 PM fen_fatale UK(CB), 8 yrs  |
Aww but the adult conotations in it were amusing!
'the fun part is making the baby' 'when did you last get oiled?' i was tempted to ring Mary Whitehouse on my way out of the cinema for its pure vulgarity!
I stillll haven't decided if i actually liked the film or not.
The kids did, so i guess thats the main thing. Mind you, there were farting noises in it, so thats a sure fire winner as far as they are concerned! kids are so easy to buy.. 'you have to eat brussels sprouts kids cos they make you fart' (i have the only kids who ask for added helpings of sprouts i am sure)
Got to see valiant next, not sure if thats got farting in it, but if it has, it will guarentee the kids full attention for the whole film.
Semper in faecibus, Sumus sole, Profundum variat. | ||
| 2 Apr 05, 9:31 PM fen_fatale UK(CB), 8 yrs |
Damn, thats obviously the problem, fair few canvases of me hanging about then!
Semper in faecibus, Sumus sole, Profundum variat. |
Finally, I've got round to uploading one. I think it is said that the canvas always puts on a few pounds though.... 