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| alexandraa |
I didn't mean to do it. It just happened. Honest. Truly. Just kind of fell into my lap…. Well you know my current theory on what I want, ie a decent relationship with a decent man, with a bit of luck some control & pain too - of the sexual pleasure kind. Well I ermm answered an ad in the personal columns of a very well known esteemed broadsheet. High brow not your average bollocks. And well this chap came back said I sounded like an interesting person, open, honest and passionate. (Well not that open and honest, little did he know). Emails exchanged couple of times and today he rang me. The conversation was ermmm interesting…
I'd forgotten, really truly forgotten that most people just aren't that sexually experienced.
OK beginning of conversation normal stuff, job, family la la la….. Then he did it. It was his fault. It was, it was. I guess I have this dirty laugh, this sexual edge to my voice, this taunting and oh yeah you think you're man enough, kind of thing going on… I didn't mean to do it…
Well he said… after chatting for ages, leading in gently with respect to passion and active sex life and so on. I didn't mind because (and I know this will surprise you) I am a highly sexed woman and like sex a lot. As in, all the time. So it's very important to me that my significant other is also equally highly sexed. So there we were managing to broach sex. And, well, he said to me so what sexual position do you like?
Haha
Hahahahaaaaaaaa
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What the fuck do you say to that? Well all of them, but particularly face down arse up, cane, crop and cock in action? What please? What do you say?
So (and I'm laughing out loud now on the phone) I said well, every sexual position you can think of and then some more besides. Yes yes, he pants but your favourite? Ok, I said, on my knees as it happens. I'm all matter of fact now and he's all heavy breathing. I can practically hear his Timothy being shaken (sorry evil twin couldn't resist using that name). His jack being whacked.. His todger being tickled. You get the picture.
What else, what else? he breathes. Well says I, I like a bit of pain with my sex, oooooooooo he breathes, a bit of a spanking? Yes a bit of a spanking is nice (yawn I'm thinking where are my thick red inch high welts, my screaming pain, my head not knowing whether I'm coming or going, bugger blast and growl).
He's getting excited now. Lots of panting and rustling noises going on. Extended silences and then obtuse questions about sex. Finally he seems to have twigged I'm bored now. He says breathing heavily, do you feel we have the chemistry? Do you feel we have something hot going on here or is it just me?
It's just you, says I.
What else do you say?
Ah well.
Maybe vanilla isn't such a good idea but tell you what it's ever so entertaining to be controlling men again. Most amusing.
Am I going to meet him? Course, the least he can do is buy me a drink after all that…. I told him though, I don't do sex on first dates. Don't do phone sex either....
Haha
Hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And NO I'm not Domme, just having a lark that's all.
Edited Sun 13 Mar 05, 5:00 PM by alexandraa
| 13 Mar 05, 5:44 PM virgindom UK, 7 yrs |
Have you any idea how painful laughing is when a fizzy drink shoots up your nose? Aaaargh! You floozy, you. | ||
| 13 Mar 05, 8:24 PM caprycorn 8 yrs |
I roared this afternoon when you told me, and laughed again reading the blog. On a (semi) serious note, the day that you lower your standards and accept any old twazzock purporting to be dominant is the day that I shoot you. You know what you need and I know you will find it - that meeting of everything, of heart, mind and soul. Why ever settle for anything less? xxx My imaginary friend thinks that you have a problem | ||
| 13 Mar 05, 10:05 PM SirCadian_uk UK, 7 yrs |
Still chuckling at this as I write...hope the meet goes/went well - do let us know which position he prefers (flies down with a box of tissues by the sound)!
Now where's my dental gag... | ||
| 13 Mar 05, 11:33 PM AfternoonT 7 yrs |
I would trust this woman with my life. But then I've never actually *heard* her doing the laugh. Looking forward to the Evening Standard headlines. 'Man found ' ...etc. Hugs, T. x Remember, you have to look UP. A star *will* move. DT x | ||
| 14 Mar 05, 12:03 AM pam_minxy UK, 9 yrs  |
life is so much nicer when you smile | ||
| 21 Jan 06, 10:54 PM tabbi UK(SS), 9 yrs |
How the hell do you do that??????? (technophobe here)
Nillas are fair game....survival of the fittest, subbies sharpen their claws on them only for the Doms to blunt them again >
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