small international incident (10)

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Posted by Litany on Fri 10 Feb 12, 2:33 PM to Litany's blog.

M' siuer please remove your belt

But my trousers will fall down

Remove your belt

I can't

Once again please , the belt

Oh look, I have no pants on!!!!

Cue ,a few worried looks from the gendarm*

Was not me I hasten to add

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10 Feb 12, 2:56 PM
angelicvixen_MH
UK(PO), 7 yrs

Yeah, right.

I believe you, thousands wouldn't

I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses

10 Feb 12, 3:00 PM
angellover
UK(CM), 3 yrs

angelicvixen_MH wrote:
Yeah, right.

I believe you, thousands wouldn't

me too... yea right!!

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10 Feb 12, 6:38 PM
quietsoul
UK(G), 6 yrs

Another.. Yea rite .. from me

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10 Feb 12, 6:45 PM
Litany
UK(E), 11 yrs

I wear pants.....so deffo not me

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10 Feb 12, 8:20 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

when you say small incedent,, ? was it a cold day.

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

10 Feb 12, 8:21 PM
Litany
UK(E), 11 yrs

perishingly so

10 Feb 12, 9:04 PM
sub_65
UK(DE), 7 mths

LOL I like.

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10 Feb 12, 11:20 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

Litany wrote:
perishingly so

Ah then would account for it

a friend of mine wrote to the French govenment for a guard of honour on arrival in France prior to her holiday ( true this )

striaght off the boat arrested and held for 6 hour's ,,

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

11 Feb 12, 3:12 AM
SteveDuk
UK(CM), 11 yrs

An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking frenchmen to show it to.

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11 Feb 12, 9:43 AM
Commander_Kwaaab
UK(SW), 7 yrs

SteveDuk wrote:
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained;

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking frenchmen to show it to.

From a site about conversations with Air Traffic Control.... Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,...... and I didn't land

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