Posted by Perplexion on Wed 8 Feb 12, 9:14 PM to Perplexion's blog.
Thank you very much for taking back the item I'd purchased and then promptly fucked. Your no-quibble returns policy is most generous.
Many apologies for any alarm caused to your staff and customers by my visit, I had dressed in a hurry. Obviously I realise that certain attire in the middle of the day may frighten the horses.
Of course I do realise that under usual circumstances, a PVC basque should not be worn with leather.
Yours Contritely
Ms Knottnilla.
| 8 Feb 12, 11:12 PM Navare UK(B), 9 yrs   |
Only you ......only you... N.x http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Impulsion_group |
| 8 Feb 12, 11:26 PM Perplexion 13 mths |
I shall now go to bed with a strange hybrid of Yazoo and The Flying Pickets in my head. Still, at least there are no drums ....x |
| 8 Feb 12, 11:38 PM sub_65 UK(DE), 7 mths |
For real? Tomorrow you may wish for today. |
| 8 Feb 12, 11:42 PM Perplexion 13 mths |
Yep. I gave up trying to straddle two facades some time ago. I did have a coat on, though. Purple velvet. After all, it is winter, just a shame it has no buttons .... |
| 8 Feb 12, 11:43 PM cumbrianguy480 UK(LA), 4 yrs |
Serious head turning attire I'm sure,, perhaps the intention  xx |
| 8 Feb 12, 11:46 PM Perplexion 13 mths |
Practicality, I was visiting a friend who lived near the store. Doesn't matter what I wear, tbh, I always turn heads .... |
| 10 Feb 12, 12:42 AM Malbon UK(LS), 8 yrs |
I was in B&Q today myself and it's not as much fun as it used to be. A lonely place, wandering the echoing, empty aisles, the puzzled dismay on the faces of the staff when you ask if they have the apparently bizarre and unpopular things you want. The curiously stilted language game you enter into, in trying to describe what you are after, without letting on what it is actually for... 'Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?' - Harry M. Warner, 1927 |
