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For example, I've seen a conference on CBT technologies, which some might interpret as Computer Based Training. Turning up with your laptop and being invited to drop your pants and take part in Cock and Ball Torture might come as a surprise....

So myself and a mate piled over to the pub and asked about the strip night in question. It was being held in the back room. So we bought a couple of pints and with silly grins on our faces we walked out back.

When we entered the back room all we could see was a room full of guys with every concievable rifle, machine gun and pistol to be found in a janes book of personal weapons encyclopedia!

So no tits, arses or pussy for anyone. But I did learn how to strip and rebuild a gpmg, sa80, fn and browning 9mm pistols!

Before anyone asks. Yes they were all illegaly held. The people who owned them DID know better and if you want to know where they get fired. Next time you hear fireworks on bonfire night, you can be safe in the knowledge some of what you can hear is live rounds being fired for shits and giggles!

Just another reason why I know gun laws are totally ineffective in the UK. All this stuff is available if you know the right people.

The pleasure, I fear, will be all mine.
You cant help those that refuse to listen.

Come to the Dark Side; we have chocolate!
'There is no way to peace and happiness; Peace and happiness is the way.' The Buddha

Your only hope would be to book this same orangutan since it obviously didn't look too picky. Either that or it was exceptionally well trained. 

I was organising a night out for my mates birthday. He likes his hard house and trance music so I got a limo hired to take us to London and the old Ministry of Sound. I called them to find out what was going on and to get on the list for VIP entrance. No queing, pull up outside the front door in the limo, a group of 8 lads can pile straight into the club. I did however miss hear the theme of the night however, it was not trance, but tranny.

Took us a while to get what had happened. After we stopped laughing, we ended up having a great night in there and still produces a laugh when we meet up.

BDSM? On a boat? Tell me more of this, for I have certainly never heard of such a thing before.

'I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it. It's not about living out childhood abuse through degrading sexual encounters. It's more about juice.'
- Stan Smith, American Dad!

Having heard of the Bristol Munch by that point, I drove over to find it was a swinger's meet and they'd called it a munch as opposed to a social.

Still, met a nice couple and the cider wasn't bad.

Regards, M.

Enjoyer of Niche Pleasures.
Cardiff Munch.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

I've seen quite a few swingers meetings advertised as munches. It seems it is a word used by more than just BDSMers.

I know of people who turned up to a munch (BDSM type) and were very disappointed that it wasn't a play night.

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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

I heard that the boat was actually an illegally held Type 42 destroyer, moored somewhere off Blackfriars.

They say that if you look closely on New Years Eve you can see it firing salvo after salvo into Peckham.

'Taste the whip, in love, not given lightly......taste the whip, now plead for Me !'