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on Fri 3 Feb 12, 1:50 PM to Royster's blog.
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny." "ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy. The barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "5 pence," he replies. "FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
| 3 Feb 12, 2:01 PM Cobra1 UK(CM), 22 mths |
very good ...made me smile |
| 3 Feb 12, 3:57 PM Morgan_Sinjen UK, 8 mths |
Mike Read really knew how to tell them. |
| 3 Feb 12, 4:08 PM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
9/1o very good. |
