| andrewsean |
A beautiful Thai lady in the canteen this morning and I kept saying to myself "Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection"
But she still did.
| 3 Feb 12, 3:03 PM sathya UK(S), 18 mths |
Oh dear The violets explode inside me when I meet your eyes Then I'm spinning and I'm diving Like a cloud of starlings - Elbow | |
| 3 Feb 12, 3:05 PM MissMorrigan UK(BN), 7 yrs |
lmfao love it! After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating. As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination. "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse. "I haven't got an erection" said my friend. "Not you - me!" replied the nurse. The tooth fairy teaches kids to sell body parts for money ~ David Richerby | |
| 3 Feb 12, 3:29 PM Lj_switch UK, 3 yrs |
Having had the pleasure (?) of Andy's company yesterday, I must be suffering from joke overload - I had to read that three times, go away and let it sink in, before I got it *drrrrrrrr* be a switch, double your fun | |
| 3 Feb 12, 4:02 PM MissMorrigan UK(BN), 7 yrs |
I would have had face-ache the entire day!
The tooth fairy teaches kids to sell body parts for money ~ David Richerby |