| candle_in_the_wind |
I just had a pervert ring me.
He asked me if I had a tight unshaven twat.
I said "Yes, he's watching television. Who shall I say is calling?
| 2 Feb 12, 11:06 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | |
| 2 Feb 12, 11:22 PM MissMorrigan UK(BN), 7 yrs |
LMFAO! The tooth fairy teaches kids to sell body parts for money ~ David Richerby | |
| 2 Feb 12, 11:27 PM Adrenochrome UK(YO), 8 yrs |
PMSL!! | |
| 2 Feb 12, 11:28 PM TheLondoner UK(SW), 6 yrs |
Predictable. Unoriginal.
Laughed. A lot | |
| 3 Feb 12, 9:39 AM maid_irene UK(LN), 6 yrs |
You didn't want to talk to him then?
Hugs, Irene.
"Service which is rendered without joy helps neither the servant or the served. But all other pleasures and possessions pale into nothingness before service that is rendered in a spirit of joy." |