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candle_in_the_wind
Posted by candle_in_the_wind on Thu 2 Feb 12, 10:49 PM to candle_in_the_wind's blog.

I just had a pervert ring me.

He asked me if I had a tight unshaven twat.

I said "Yes, he's watching television. Who shall I say is calling?

Replies

2 Feb 12, 11:06 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
:)

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

2 Feb 12, 11:22 PM
MissMorrigan
UK(BN), 7 yrs
LMFAO!

The tooth fairy teaches kids to sell body parts for money ~ David Richerby

2 Feb 12, 11:27 PM
Adrenochrome
UK(YO), 8 yrs

PMSL!! :-D
2 Feb 12, 11:28 PM
TheLondoner
UK(SW), 6 yrs
Predictable.

Unoriginal.

Laughed. A lot :)

3 Feb 12, 9:39 AM
maid_irene
UK(LN), 6 yrs

TheLondoner wrote:
Predictable.

Unoriginal.

Laughed. A lot :)

You didn't want to talk to him then?

:-)

Hugs,

Irene.

"Service which is rendered without joy helps neither the servant or the served. But all other pleasures and possessions pale into nothingness before service that is rendered in a spirit of joy."
Mahatma Gandi

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