Feeling rather virtuous (15)

Ahh a new experience for you.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

Ooh, you infuriating tease, you!

Watch it you or I'll send the Birds round...

Human or avian? Cos I cater to a lot of the avian kind, but so few of the human kind.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

Oh dear. Well, it was going to be avian but as it's you, perhaps I could send round some of the human kind. They'd have to be a bit scary and sinister though.