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on Wed 1 Feb 12, 10:35 AM to Royster's blog.
There once was a medieval village that was being terrorized by a vile monster. The creature was called the Head of Sin because its awful head looked like a devil's face. Each night, the Head of Sin would slither down from the hills and devour one of the villagers. The terrified citizenry called a meeting, and decided to pool their money to hire the great hero Erik.
Erik came and listened to the complaints of the villagers. He consulted his Great Hero's Book of Vile Monsters and learned that the Head of Sin loved to eat loons. So Erik captured a loon, tied it up, and brought it back to the village. He then had the villagers dig a deep pit. Erik threw the loon into the pit, hoping to capture the monster and slay it.
That night, the Head of Sin crawled to the edge of the pit. It smelled the loon, but the creature also smelled danger, and it ran off, devouring one of the villagers on the way out.
After calming the villagers the next day, Erik again consulted his Great Hero's Book of Vile Monsters and learned that the Head of Sin also loved sugar. So Erik gathered up all of the sugar in the village and threw it into the pit. The loon, not having eaten in days, devoured all of the sugar in a single gulp. Erik was struck with panic and ran to and fro, trying to figure out what to do next. But night had fallen, and the Head of Sin would be there soon. Erik crossed his fingers and hoped for the best.
That night, the Head of Sin came. It smelled the loon. It smelled danger, but it also smelled the sugar. The Head of Sin quickly slithered down into the pit and devoured the loon. The villagers swarmed over the murderous Head and slew it.
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Which goes to show that a loon full of sugar helps the Head of Sin go down.
Edited Wed 1 Feb 12, 10:50 AM by Royster
| 1 Feb 12, 10:43 AM Ima_Kant UK(PO), 3 yrs |
Groan... |
| 1 Feb 12, 8:29 PM subbiebrummie UK(B), 12 mths  |
DOH!! THAT IS WORTHY OF NOEL EDMONDS |
