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Embarrassing jobs? (64)

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Wed 1 Feb 12, 1:31 AM
Rosalee
UK, 7 yrs
This is partly inspired by the thread about city workers/bankers and partly by the fear that some people express that should their employers find out that they are kinky, they will be sacked.

My question - which jobs would you consider to be more of a liability to admit to doing than admitting to being kinky?

PS: This thread is not intended to be taken too seriously!

1 Feb 12, 2:39 AM
Emmaline*
UK(B), 7 yrs
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1 Feb 12, 3:21 AM
man_in_tyres
UK(RM), 22 mths

Rosalee wrote:
Embarrassing jobs?

This is partly inspired by the thread about city workers/bankers and partly by the fear that some people express that should their employers find out that they are kinky, they will be sacked.

My question - which jobs would you consider to be more of a liability to admit to doing than admitting to being kinky?

PS: This thread is not intended to be taken too seriously!

Being the man that says "MIND THE GAP!" At tube statioons every time a tube train pulls up Potential g/f asks "What line of work are you in ?" I answer trying to sound cool "I work for the tube network" Naturally she asks "What as a driver? Or station manager ect?" "No I say MIND THE GAP everytime a train pulls up"

....... I wonder if he talks in his sleep ? :) :)

At the end of the day ................ It's night :)

Edited 1 Feb 12, 3:34 AM by man_in_tyres

1 Feb 12, 10:53 AM
ToakReon*
UK(RH), 12 yrs

Well, of course, there was the most embarrassing job of ALL TIME ... the chap whose job it was to wipe the king's arse when he'd been to the toilet (I kid you not).

The title for this position of great importance was "Groom of the Stool" - or more properly "Groom of the King's Close Stool to King (whatever-the-King's-name-was)"

One of the best known was Anthony Denny, Groom of the King's Close Stool to King Henry VIII during 1546 and 1547.

I must confess, it's not a job I'd admit to.

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Edited 1 Feb 12, 10:54 AM by ToakReon

1 Feb 12, 1:14 PM
MasterYouMasterMe
BD, 9 mths
Depending on your regard for our political masters you may feel that admitting to being a politician is more of a liability. On the other hand it could be just another way of admitting to being kinky in the first place.

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1 Feb 12, 1:17 PM
Ironsmith
UK(CW), 8 yrs

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1 Feb 12, 1:43 PM
Meistre
UK(NR), 2 yrs

ToakReon wrote:
Well, of course, there was the most embarrassing job of ALL TIME ... the chap whose job it was to wipe the king's arse when he'd been to the toilet (I kid you not).

The title for this position of great importance was "Groom of the Stool" - or more properly "Groom of the King's Close Stool to King (whatever-the-King's-name-was)"

One of the best known was Anthony Denny, Groom of the King's Close Stool to King Henry VIII during 1546 and 1547.

I must confess, it's not a job I'd admit to.

So very true but actually it was a very highly sought after position as you were considered exceptionally influential on the King. After all; what better time to discuss matters of state when the head of the country is a captive audience.

The Groom Of The Stool would also report on the King's health to the court.....that must have made for some interesting public conversations :-)

Omnia vincit amor

1 Feb 12, 1:45 PM
nastybstd
UK(LU), 6 yrs

Not quite what you are asking but I could never admit to being unable to earn my own money and be unemployed!

I might not have a job but if I look there is always paid work if I want it. Being a shelf stacker, drain cleaner or road sweeper wouldnt bother me. Failing that, odd jobs, leaf picker upper and handy man would all be considered.

The pleasure, I fear, will be all mine.
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1 Feb 12, 2:23 PM
Juantastic
UK(CH), 22 mths

Rosalee wrote:
Embarrassing jobs?

This is partly inspired by the thread about city workers/bankers and partly by the fear that some people express that should their employers find out that they are kinky, they will be sacked.

My question - which jobs would you consider to be more of a liability to admit to doing than admitting to being kinky?

PS: This thread is not intended to be taken too seriously!

I'll run with traffic warden and anyone employed by HMRC. I'm not sure I'd admit to doing either if I wanted to keep my friends.
1 Feb 12, 3:05 PM
NANA777
UK(SW), 3 yrs
Bankers to me. No doubt.
1 Feb 12, 3:06 PM
Ironsmith
UK(CW), 8 yrs

Juantastic wrote:
I'll run with traffic warden and anyone employed by HMRC. I'm not sure I'd admit to doing either if I wanted to keep my friends.

With those choices, I would guess even your imaginary friends would start avoiding you ...

Eldon Tyrell: "The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

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