31 Jan 12, 1:54 PM
TuvaOrBust
UK(LU), 5 mths
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tallulahme wrote:
To Aimee 2012-A welcome and some help 
Dear Aimee,
You are in the right place to pursue you interest in spankin and other fings [sic].
Informed Consent is a community of likeminded individuals, where your own kinks will be welcomed (wanked over by cyber-geeks). No-one will ever take the piss, put you down or make you feel awkward. We are a community of "friends"! Just don't post anything too personal or use text speak, or we will "take you daaaaaaaaaaan sista" oops got carried away with my gangsta rap!
Your boyfriend the goth (I think that is what you meant), may have sent you in this direction to brainwash you and lead you away from the botty ticklers he is currently administering, in the hope that you may become as depraved as he almost certainly is.
You mentioned that he wants you to have your "nips and flaps" pierced! In my humble experience this can be both pleasurable and painful, it seems to me you might just be on the "kinky pleasure ride" rather than the "beat me until I bleed" one (We have a place for those freaks it's called Ultraviolence)! There are some blogs around that will illustrate the why's and wherefore's in a balanced and articulate manner, pfffffft I am not kidding anyone here am I?
However, before undertaking the aforementioned mutilation, it may be wise to question his motivation. At the moment you do not profess to be his sub (he probably is leading up to this), and so your questions should be met with an easy going cajoling manner, to convince you that this is really what you would like (in time you will believe it was actually your own idea), rather than resulting in 2 black eyes and the 3 broken ribs for questioning him (that will come later when you have signed the contract)! His motivation at this time may be: a) he wants you to have the piercings done to be aesthetically pleasing (your gash and tits are so horrifically ugly and he wants to see them bejewelled, rather than putting the bag on his own head, which does not go with the territory), or more than likely b) so that when he indulges in the nip and flap pulling you dislike, that you squeal out like a little piggy and he shoots his load in 3 seconds flat.
I am pleased that you were directed to IC, in time your profile will be as long as War and Peace, but probably marginally less boring, as it will have pictures of you hung up like a halal goat. I wish you luck in your quest for information on IC.
With love and luck,
Tallulah xxxx
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31 Jan 12, 2:13 PM
Caracal
UK(SS), 5 yrs
  
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Perhaps the young lady went to a school where the focus was on vocational skills rather than the academic ones that would teach one the rudiments of English. You probably heard on the radio earlier, the type of school that ranks learning how to shampoo someone's hair or brush down a horse equivalent to 4 GCSE's.
The nice lady with the whip.
Everyone has the right to be equal unless and until they choose to relinquish it.
We call it play but it isn't a game - it's people's lives.
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31 Jan 12, 2:20 PM
rehtael_ni_dal
UK(G), 9 yrs
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Caracal wrote:
. You probably heard on the radio earlier, the type of school that ranks learning how to shampoo someone's hair or brush down a horse equivalent to 4 GCSE's.
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Certainly it can be argued that knowing how to practice a skill is more useful that a peice of paper saying that you know how to solve a quadratic equation which I have not done since I was 16 and I dont think that opening a quadratic equation shop would make as much as a shampooing business
But then that is another thread entirely  I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778)
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31 Jan 12, 2:25 PM
bohnanza
UK(FK), 12 yrs
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rehtael_ni_dal wrote:
Caracal wrote:
. You probably heard on the radio earlier, the type of school that ranks learning how to shampoo someone's hair or brush down a horse equivalent to 4 GCSE's.
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Certainly it can be argued that knowing how to practice a skill is more useful that a peice of paper saying that you know how to solve a quadratic equation which I have not done since I was 16…
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I have a piece of parer which says for one day I had the ability to solve quadratic equations. I still use that skill fairly regularly. I was also taught how to storm fortified positions, a practical skill I haven't used since. I have the perfect accent for conflict resolution, shame about the personality.
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. - Christopher Hitchens
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31 Jan 12, 2:36 PM
rehtael_ni_dal
UK(G), 9 yrs
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bohnanza wrote:
I have a piece of parer which says for one day I had the ability to solve quadratic equations. I still use that skill fairly regularly. I was also taught how to storm fortified positions, a practical skill I haven't used since.
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Good point Great Uncle B
but you are the exception to the rule.....
and I understand that the MOT certificate only confirms the car is of a condition to be on the road on the day of the test only.
I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778)
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31 Jan 12, 2:39 PM
TuvaOrBust
UK(LU), 5 mths
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rehtael_ni_dal wrote:
Certainly it can be argued that knowing how to practice a skill is more useful that a peice of paper saying that you know how to solve a quadratic equation which I have not done since I was 16 and I dont think that opening a quadratic equation shop would make as much as a shampooing business
But then that is another thread entirely
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I've used quadratic equations in almost every job I've done, yet I've not once needed to know how to shampoo someone's hair...
I agree that vocational training is an important and useful option for some careers, but it should only come after the teaching of the more general skills and knowledge - such as basic mathematics - which are essential in so many careers and walks of life.
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31 Jan 12, 2:41 PM
tallulahme
UK, 2 yrs
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bohnanza wrote:
rehtael_ni_dal wrote:
Caracal wrote:
. You probably heard on the radio earlier, the type of school that ranks learning how to shampoo someone's hair or brush down a horse equivalent to 4 GCSE's.
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Certainly it can be argued that knowing how to practice a skill is more useful that a peice of paper saying that you know how to solve a quadratic equation which I have not done since I was 16…
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I have a piece of parer which says for one day I had the ability to solve quadratic equations. I still use that skill fairly regularly. I was also taught how to storm fortified positions, a practical skill I haven't used since.
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Bull...
Rhoobarb in all her glory, (be-corsetted) could be described as a fortified position, and you storm her all the time.
Just takes lateral thinking, which admittedly is not your forte
PS, By the way can I call you Great Uncle B?
Edited 31 Jan 12, 2:42 PM by tallulahme
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31 Jan 12, 2:43 PM
bohnanza
UK(FK), 12 yrs
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tallulahme wrote:
PS, By the way can I call you Great Uncle B?
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Indeed you can. You will be the first to use great and the third to use uncle. I have the perfect accent for conflict resolution, shame about the personality.
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. - Christopher Hitchens
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31 Jan 12, 2:48 PM
Ms_Valentine
UK, 9 yrs
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tallulahme wrote:
To Aimee 2012-A welcome and some help
Dear Aimee,
You are in the right place to pursue you interest in spankin and other fings [sic].
Informed Consent is a community of likeminded individuals, where your own kinks will be welcomed (wanked over by cyber-geeks). No-one will ever take the piss, put you down or make you feel awkward. We are a community of "friends"! Just don't post anything too personal or use text speak, or we will "take you daaaaaaaaaaan sista" oops got carried away with my gangsta rap!
Your boyfriend the goth (I think that is what you meant), may have sent you in this direction to brainwash you and lead you away from the botty ticklers he is currently administering, in the hope that you may become as depraved as he almost certainly is.
You mentioned that he wants you to have your "nips and flaps" pierced! In my humble experience this can be both pleasurable and painful, it seems to me you might just be on the "kinky pleasure ride" rather than the "beat me until I bleed" one (We have a place for those freaks it's called Impotence, sorry I mean Ultraviolence)! There are some blogs around that will illustrate the why's and wherefore's in a balanced and articulate manner, pfffffft I am not kidding anyone here am I?
However, before undertaking the aforementioned mutilation, it may be wise to question his motivation. At the moment you do not profess to be his sub (he probably is leading up to this), and so your questions should be met with an easy going cajoling manner, to convince you that this is really what you would like (in time you will believe it was actually your own idea), rather than resulting in 2 black eyes and the 3 broken ribs for questioning him (that will come later when you have signed the contract)! His motivation at this time may be: a) he wants you to have the piercings done to be aesthetically pleasing (your gash and tits are so horrifically ugly and he wants to see them bejewelled, rather than putting the bag on his own head, which does not go with the territory), or more than likely b) so that when he indulges in the nip and flap pulling you dislike, that you squeal out like a little piggy and he shoots his load in 3 seconds flat.
I am pleased that you were directed to IC, in time your profile will be as long as War and Peace, but probably marginally less boring, as it will have pictures of you hung up like a halal goat, oh, and infinitely less readable. I wish you luck in your quest for information on IC.
With love and luck,
Tallulah xxxx
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Hilarious. Dominant partner in an FLR with @paulss
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31 Jan 12, 3:56 PM
rehtael_ni_dal
UK(G), 9 yrs
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bohnanza wrote:
tallulahme wrote:
PS, By the way can I call you Great Uncle B?
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Indeed you can. You will be the first to use great and the third to use uncle.
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Ermmm second to use great and fourth to use uncle !!!! I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire (François-Marie Arouet (21 November 1694 – 30 May 1778)
Edited 31 Jan 12, 3:58 PM by rehtael_ni_dal
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