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| dementia_von_gurth |
on Tue 31 Jan 12, 9:24 AM to dementia_von_gurth's blog.
i had a dream last night, not unusual, i had a girlfriend who drove a ferrari ... this is a little worrying as its a dream that girls should have not dudes. i'm a modern man, i'm in touch with my feminine side, i have the legs for stockings, but this is a new twist on a midlife crisis.
so i have placed myself on magnolia alert, or maybe jasmine shimmer alert, i can't quite decide !
i'm keeping an eye out for signs of wanting to use handcream, moisturiser and fake tan.
my heating is almost working properly, i think it needs draining down again to get rid of the remaining sludge, but its a messy job and i chipped a nail when i did it the other day and my hands got all dirty.
on the plus side of life my shoulder is getting better, i can do it all positions now, on my back, on both sides and face down ... its good to able to sleep properly again.
still no work but hopefully soon ....
i'm off jeremy kyle ... i didn't think it was possible but he has become and even bigger tosser, maybe its the new set he's had built or perhaps he its all just gone to his head but he has made to number one on the punch in the face list ... or scratch his eyes out list !!
| 31 Jan 12, 10:49 AM Betony UK, 7 yrs |
Don't read too much into your dream because maybe you just really want a girlfriend with a ferrari. I might even put up with having a girlfriend if she had a ferrari (although only if she let me drive it all the time and didn't expect me to have sex with her). One syllable short of a full haiku | |
| 31 Jan 12, 12:38 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
well the car or a car is of little significgance ( please feel free to correct me awfull spelling ) but the rest is obvious,, yer wanting of a fast stylist women yer perve,, er or not !! in the meantime i,m going to bed to dream of cleaning drain's of sludge, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish Edited 31 Jan 12, 12:39 PM by MisstressvsSolicedog | |
| 31 Jan 12, 2:32 PM dementia_von_gurth UK(DA), 4 yrs |
well ... i do want a hot woman .. of that there is no mistake ... but they don't seem to come with personality ... and more to the point they don't seem to come anywhere near me .... the ferrari is optional my feet are cold .. its starting to feel like they are never going to feel warm again .... all for one and fuck the rest | |
| 31 Jan 12, 11:20 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
Hmm what i prescribe is two hot women under foot,, i,ll right a prescription striaght away,, remember to take at least three time's a day until symptom's go away,, or you run out of space in the garden,, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish |
