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Mon 30 Jan 12, 9:36 PM
Kalthus
UK(BN), 12 mths
Hope no one minds me posting this here - could be fetish if you are into pagan cosplay....but it made me laugh!

Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 toy reviewed on Amazon:

"Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed." "Reviewer: Ashley from TX My daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)"

30 Jan 12, 9:39 PM
switchhitter
UK(CF), 4 mths
Haha. The second reviewer clearly hadn't read the first review. Have you got a link, so I can put it on my facebook page without all my facebook friends knowing that I'm a member of a bdsm forum? Thanks.
30 Jan 12, 9:43 PM
Kalthus
UK(BN), 12 mths
switchhitter wrote:
Have you got a link, so I can put it on my facebook page without all my facebook friends knowing that I'm a member of a bdsm forum? Thanks.

Uhm - er - I found it quoted on Elliquiy.com, an adult roleplay site, so you wouldn't want to own up to that one either. But I did see something about the product being withdrawn, which was on Youtube.

30 Jan 12, 9:53 PM
mr_nicholas
UK(TW), 5 yrs
Hermione was ( allegedly ) quoted as saying....

"a nimbus 2000 really helps me get to work on my golden snitch technique"

Edited 30 Jan 12, 9:54 PM by mr_nicholas

30 Jan 12, 9:57 PM
switchhitter
UK(CF), 4 mths
Kalthus wrote:
switchhitter wrote:
Have you got a link, so I can put it on my facebook page without all my facebook friends knowing that I'm a member of a bdsm forum? Thanks.

Uhm - er - I found it quoted on Elliquiy.com, an adult roleplay site, so you wouldn't want to own up to that one either. But I did see something about the product being withdrawn, which was on Youtube.

OK thanks. I always chuckle if I order bdsm books from Amazon and they ask me if I want to share my purchase on Facebook.I think there'd be a few surprised 'friends'.

1 Feb 12, 10:59 AM
ToakReon*
UK(RH), 12 yrs

mr_nicholas wrote:
Hermione was ( allegedly ) quoted as saying....

"a nimbus 2000 really helps me get to work on my golden snitch technique"

Yes indeed ... That was Hermione in "Carry On Snitching", wasn't it?

*UPDATE* Model(s) for "how to" bondage photographs (and other bondage photographs) have now been found. Thank you to all who showed interest.

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