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| andrewsean |
on Sun 29 Jan 12, 9:27 AM to andrewsean's blog.
Circumcise a whale?
Send four skin divers down.
Come on, it's a childish joke thread, what ones do you remember that still make you laugh?
Only ONE joke per poster please.
| 29 Jan 12, 9:30 AM valleyrose17 UK(BS), 2 yrs |
Im still crying  "Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed" Michael Pritchard |
| 29 Jan 12, 9:36 AM The_TOGmeister UK(BA), 4 yrs  |
What lies on the sea bed shivering?
A nervous wreck
TOG Second childhood? Me? I haven't left the first one yet! |
| 29 Jan 12, 9:40 AM FireWolf UK(WV), 8 mths |
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. |
| 29 Jan 12, 10:05 AM Rhyno1968 UK(PO), 6 mths |
Uncle Ben has died, so no more Mr Rice guy! On Spike Milligan's gravestone the epitaph reads "Duirt me leat go ruich me breoite" or "I told you I was ill" |
| 29 Jan 12, 10:23 AM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Why couldn't the car play football?
It only had 1 boot. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line |
| 29 Jan 12, 10:38 AM Commander_Kwaaab UK(SW), 7 yrs |
What's red and sits in the corner?
A naughty bus Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Bloody Satnav |
| 29 Jan 12, 10:57 AM calmhands UK, 2 yrs |
I used to think I was the ultimate man in bed until I found out that every woman I have ever shagged was an asthmatic. ch x |
| 29 Jan 12, 12:01 PM MissAnnThropist UK(SE), 3 yrs    |
It's a bit of an old one but..... What do vegetarian maggots eat? Linda McCartney. <ducks for cover> I want to hold you close / Skin pressed against me tight |
| 29 Jan 12, 12:22 PM Who_Knows UK(EN), 22 mths |
Two lions walking down a high street. One says to the other "it's quiet round here isn't it?" |
| 29 Jan 12, 12:58 PM Ember2b1 UK(WV), 12 mths  |
What is red and invisible... no tomatoes |
Imortatality's far WORSE.