What information do you look for on a profile? (65)

You'd like my profile on collarme then

Bless you

I just found this on the Night Larks Profile as well but it made me laugh:

'To comply with the IC AUP Night_Larks is owned by @All_of_Me and Black0rchid is official milk monitor, cos she is a moo_bag'.

All publicity is good publicity!!

It must have a beginning, middle and end...and a bit between the beginning and the middle, but not necessarily in that order.

It should take me on a journey filled with wonder and smokey bacon crisps.

And quotes...it must have at least one quote, (ideally from some dead geezer).

"Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"
Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire whose name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....

I have a quote from a dead geezer, and a packet of Golden Wonder crisps ... dammit they're cheese and onion

Put your feelings where my mouth just went.
Ian Dury

At a pinch, cheese and onion'd probably do, but the quote from the dead geezer would need to be post mortem.

"Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"
Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire whose name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....

Talking of cheese, someone who has a love of fermented curd could quite possibly win my heart.

You would have to bring some with you on first meet.

SOS

The Titter_Ye_Not group - for when you don't feel too serious.
Linuxware - The Linux user goup
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. - Mahatma Gandhi
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Londonmunch@hotmail.com - Enquiries

It doesn't encourage reading by those flyby types who are after a bit of a thrill in a chat late at night - that's evidenced by those who drop me a memo or chat request regardless; nor does it help those who are unable to understand the contents or have difficulty reading (lots of folk claim to be dyslexic on here) so apologies to them.

I get many comments on the profile from those who do bother to read it, but that's not always a good thing. Many still ignore the things that I consider important: age, the maid no-no, my D/s needs and to crown it all they still effin call me Mistress!

I look for intelligence, humour, location, age, marital status, evidence of flexibility and interests outside of kink.

I've created a second profile made up of pictures for those late-night callers who are generally arses. It can be found at @Sultry_pic_profile

^S

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

M: Its only a baby needle, you wont know the difference. I am not a one dimensional needle obsessed Domme...
J: Its going to be about sutures isn't it?
Moshpits aren't the same since Ronnie James Dio Died...
Live, Love, Be, Believe

Woohooo - get yer coat @Richtea, looks like you pulled!

PS - Don't forget to take him some cheese, may I suggest a nice runny camenbert?

"Love is the longing for the half of ourselves we have lost." — Milan Kundera

Edited 31 Jan 12, 4:34 PM by Monkey_Wench

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