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| PearlBlueSoul |
on Tue 24 Jan 12, 11:13 PM to PearlBlueSoul's blog.
I've got this new shampoo, the adverts said it would make my penis look bigger. Only kidding, I got it from the pound shop. It's one of those entertainingly brazen rip-offs, like instead of being called Head 'n' Shoulders, it's called Herd 'n' Showdogs or Hard 'n' Shoulder.
Anyway, it's more like Blu-tack than anything else, you squeeze out a dollop into your hand and if you don't tug it away from the nozzle, it gets sucked straight back in the moment you release the pressure on the bottle. And you don't so much wash with it as push it around and it kinda intimidates your hair into pretending that it's clean.
Of course, it's now become a THING to see how much I can squeeze out that'll still retreat back into the bottle. Answer: far more than I could possibly hope to use. Needless to say, I'll have to go back to the pound shop tomorrow, they'll probably think I'm eating the stuff!! I'm not, I'll have to tell them as much, can't afford ambiguity in a situation like this.
So - what's your favourite flavour of crisp, and *why*?
| 25 Jan 12, 1:33 AM Amante_Velora UK(SW), 22 mths  |
I think you are quite, quite mad. ***Disclaimer: I accept no liability for the content of this post, or for the consequences of any misconstruction taken on the basis of the information provided, unless that information is subsequently confirmed in writing. Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the mouth will often offend*** |
| 25 Jan 12, 2:02 PM AmberStClare UK(BN), 5 yrs |
I still haven't gotten over being charged £6.70 for a bottle of doggie shampoo. Ok so the dog looks great but it costs more than my own. I'm the one your mother warned you about |
