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Posted by Royster on Fri 20 Jan 12, 2:17 PM to Royster's blog.

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog .

And the frog said,"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish .

She answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Replies

20 Jan 12, 2:34 PM Ima_Kant UK(PO), 3 yrs	Good one... ta.
20 Jan 12, 3:27 PM jules9 UK(CH), 3 yrs	Laughter really is the best medicine! Thanks for sharing. XxX
20 Jan 12, 4:33 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs	Not that clever, if she was she'd arrange for the mild heart attack to happen when she's got herself to the A&E rather than while hidden in some undergrowth on a golf course where no one might discover her body if her heart isn't strong enough to handle a mild heart attack. She could have just asked to be 10 years younger so that her husband isn't even a glint in the milkman's eye. Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life? Well nothing more important to do. Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do. And you get to suffer my writings because of it.