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| mia |
on Thu 19 Jan 12, 10:17 PM to mia's blog.
My poor master. He said he would look after me and stuffs, when he collared me. He meant it too and does a great job of it all. He is even doing it now and i am a sneezy zombie lookalike. I'm sure he wouldn't agree to love and look after me if he knew i could look like this. I'm so glad he did though.
#vom
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Edited Thu 19 Jan 12, 10:18 PM by mia
| 19 Jan 12, 10:20 PM AshUK UK(EN), 7 yrs £ |
CNC = Chronic Nasal Congestion ? I wouldn't say I'm arrogant, but Superman has pictures of me on his pyjamas. | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:23 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs      |
Cutely Nauseating Cossetting, I reckon  You guys are soooooo cute. Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:25 PM mia UK(M), 4 yrs       |
Cold needs cessation.
x Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation! | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:31 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
Consentaul nasel clogging ? Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:37 PM misunderstoodslave UK(OL), 2 yrs |
Just man up and powder your nose, Madam!! eta that may lack sympathy. Ok, have a hot toddy first. Edited 19 Jan 12, 10:38 PM by misunderstoodslave | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:41 PM mia UK(M), 4 yrs |
I had Chinese food. I am spoilt. If i powdered my nose it would all sneeze off in one swift achoo. And i have no intention whatsoever of manning up, i shall milk this til the teat runs dry x Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation! | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:42 PM AshUK UK(EN), 7 yrs £ |
Ew. That's just wrong. *Imagines the scene: she's laying back on the sofa, dressed in an elegant black silk dress. He approaches, his hand behind his back, and an evil smile on his face. She looks at him in fear. Suddenly, he brings his hand round to reveal... .... a box of tissues ! " Aiiiieee ! " she screams, as he pins her to the sofa, and forces wad after wad of tissue up each nostril. " Nooo.... Doppit ! " she wails, as he bungs her up tighter than a scotsman at a charity auction. " Doppit you cruel nasty man ! " But he will not relent. " Your.... goddamn.... sniffing.... is... driving... me crazy.... " He snarls, forcing yet more tissue up her tender nasal cavities. Then he pushes his face next to hers. " Oh, and you know that lemon tart I made for dinner ? IT WAS SPRINKLED WITH LEMSIP !! FLU STRENGHTH ! Mwuhahahahah. " She could do nothing except relax, as the powerful decongestant coursed through her system. It was too late to stop it now.
I wouldn't say I'm arrogant, but Superman has pictures of me on his pyjamas. | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:44 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs |
Shit Ash, you're on fire tonight *sighs* Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. Edited 19 Jan 12, 10:45 PM by FluffySub | ||
| 19 Jan 12, 10:45 PM mia UK(M), 4 yrs |
I'd think you'd set up a spy cam if you'd got the outfit right. However, bed socks and lots of wool is my current eversosexy look. x Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation! | ||
| 20 Jan 12, 12:29 AM totallycoverme UK(M), 4 yrs |
sounds heavy man! get well soon  xx
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice |
