17 Jan 12, 8:27 AM
Richtea
UK(BN), 2 yrs
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Is it like phone sex, but without the trips to A&E to have communication devices removed from various places? "Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"
Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire whose name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....
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17 Jan 12, 9:03 AM
WayneKing
UK(SE), 2 yrs
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kitty_can_has_rope wrote:
I never did find a name for the fetish though - so I made one up!
Auripungaphilia!
I'm aware that's mixing Latin and Greek, but hey this is English, we can do that apparently 
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Auripungaphilia it is then. Please check out the Anthony Nolan register 
www.anthonynolan.org
WK
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17 Jan 12, 9:06 AM
WayneKing
UK(SE), 2 yrs
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Richtea wrote:
Is it like phone sex, but without the trips to A&E to have communication devices removed from various places?
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I still think a trip to the quack may be required for some. I would think a bell-end in an ear could lead to tinnitus at the very least. Please check out the Anthony Nolan register
www.anthonynolan.org
WK
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18 Jan 12, 5:39 PM
Monkey_Wench
UK(B), 20 mths
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I am somewhat disconcerted to find that no other women have admitted to having had men poke willies in their ears. It has happened to me on more than one occasion.
Is there something odd about me?
Don't answer that!
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18 Jan 12, 5:42 PM
WayneKing
UK(SE), 2 yrs
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All_of_Me wrote:
I am somewhat disconcerted to find that no other women have admitted to having had men poke willies in their ears. It has happened to me on more than one occasion.
Is there something odd about me?
Don't answer that!
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May be you have come to bed ears Please check out the Anthony Nolan register
www.anthonynolan.org
WK
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18 Jan 12, 5:49 PM
xAdamx
UK(SE), 9 yrs
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WayneKing wrote:
Aural Sex
Could it be the slut was using saff london slang and ment cum ere.? |
Edited 18 Jan 12, 5:50 PM by xAdamx
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18 Jan 12, 6:10 PM
WayneKing
UK(SE), 2 yrs
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xAdamx wrote:
WayneKing wrote:
Aural Sex
Could it be the slut was using saff london slang and ment cum ere.?
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Not this particular lady I think. Far too many vowels in "cum 'ere" for her.
Cum 'ere does sound like a side effect of ear fucking though.
As in "Nurse this is the worst case of cum ear I have ever seen"
A girl did once say to me that her ears were fucked - but she had worked on the roads with kangos and no ear protectors for 20 years. |
Please check out the Anthony Nolan register
www.anthonynolan.org
WK
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18 Jan 12, 7:00 PM
kitty_can_has_rope
UK(GU), 15 mths
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All_of_Me wrote:
I am somewhat disconcerted to find that no other women have admitted to having had men poke willies in their ears. It has happened to me on more than one occasion.
Is there something odd about me?
Don't answer that!
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I'm more disconcerted that I'm actually uncertain if it's happened to me or not.
You'd think I'd remember if it had, or definitely know it hadn't!
Not sure what that implies about me... 
Why be difficult, when with little bit of effort you can be impossible?
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18 Jan 12, 7:00 PM
Mad_Monk
UK(BH), 4 yrs
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WayneKing wrote:
xAdamx wrote:
WayneKing wrote:
Aural Sex
Could it be the slut was using saff london slang and ment cum ere.?
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Not this particular lady I think. Far too many vowels in "cum 'ere" for her.
Cum 'ere does sound like a side effect of ear fucking though.
As in "Nurse this is the worst case of cum ear I have ever seen"
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A girl did once say to me that her ears were fucked - but she had worked on the roads with kangos and no ear protectors for 20 years.
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Kango!
That would make the hole big enough. "He took a single sip of her pain and found it exquisite"
Edited 18 Jan 12, 7:02 PM by Mad_Monk
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18 Jan 12, 7:13 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
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WayneKing wrote:
Yes. I think that is more a side effect of nostril fucking.
Different thread needed for that though - I'd hate people to lose focus....or would that be eye socket shagging?
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Bugger i just saw the title,, i would hate to derail a serious thread like this,, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish
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