Learning how to talk dirtier (56)

What's that advice they give for public speaking again.....just picture him naked

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I now prefer it to be the other party who does the talking or makes me repeat after them filthy lines and words rather than just saying stuff myself without any prompting. If they make me say stuff after them then its okay I find. But I would love to just be totally uninhibited like in the distant past once again and let it flow naturally.

I did say "Oh Bugger" once though, does that count?

I've never really had a problem with the dirty talk myself. Except of course for embarrassingly saying the wrong word when in full flow (grr); hate doing that - especially when a ladyfriend's on the other end of the phone in full-(multi-orgasmic)-flow.

Incidentally (on a slightly different tack), read an interesting article years-back in FHM about a Manchester lad whose family had moved to downtown L.A. When asked if the local thugs gave him any grief he said no "...they're giving it 'motherfucker this' and 'motherfucker that'; I just told 'em to 'fuck off you cunts' and they shut-up, - they do NOT like the C-word!!!"

While she can take a good beating, and is pretty much perfect in every other way, my OH has never quite been able to master the art of talking dirty. At all.

Conversation from about 2 hours ago:

• Me: "I know you hate the cane, don't you."
• Her: "Yes."
• Me: "You don't want me to use it, do you?"
• Her: "No."
• Me: "What will you do to stop me using it? How far will you go?"
• Her: "I'll... suck your cock?"
• Me: "And..?"
• Her: "And your balls?"
• Me: "And..?"
• Her: "And... I'll bake you almond cookies?"

Filthy bitch.

Here are some small words for you to look at. Aren't they tiny!

Edited 6 Jan 12, 10:10 PM by Clodmin

I wouldn't say I'm arrogant, but Superman has pictures of me on his pyjamas.

I doubt you would have got the cookie treatment, though.

They seriously are absurdly good, and her ginger snaps are even better. Some folk say she sold her soul to the devil to bake that good. Other folk reckon she's just really good at reading the Internet.

Fun fact: cyanide and almonds actually taste very similar. But I'm sure those are almond ones she cooked you.

Here are some small words for you to look at. Aren't they tiny!

Edited 7 Jan 12, 12:28 AM by Clodmin

XD Right. I forgot about that one.... j/k. Clothed or naked, dirty talking makes me nervous :x

Did however make a bit of progress. Did do some reciting of dirty descriptions and things from an adult book. It prompted some action and he spoke a bit dirty, to which I responded back in kind. Mainly just more or less repeating what he was saying to me. Just like they tell you to do in interviews and such (repeat part or all of the question back in your answer). I was nervous, but mentally forced myself over the hurdles for these phrases and said them :D So this is good. Just gotta take it a bit at a time

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