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I may have overreached myself.... (3)

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Posted by Commander_Kwaaab on Sat 24 Dec 11, 5:34 PM to Commander_Kwaaab's blog.

...We've wrapped the pressies. We've dressed the tree. I've prepped everything I can for tomorrow, hock jelly chilling, spuds peeled and waiting. Chicken stuffed and oozing lemony goodness. Flat tidied. We're sipping on Shiraz, and I'm beating her senseless at scrabble when Domminess kicks in.

"On your knees bitch."

She looks at me.

"You're wearing deer antlers" and starts whistling Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

ACK!

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24 Dec 11, 7:03 PM bohnanza UK(FK), 12 yrs	Last time something like this happened, Easter AD 33, it only took three days for a resurrection. Sinbadicus_tinopener wrote: Sadly, for those who know of him, Sinbadicus died suddenly on Sat 24th April, so no more posts on the board from him. I have the perfect accent for conflict resolution, shame about the personality.
24 Dec 11, 7:05 PM NimueBanditQueen UK(MK), 2 yrs	Pre-flight mental check for wearing humorous clothing items: fail! Never mind... can't win them all.
24 Dec 11, 7:20 PM Commander_Kwaaab UK(SW), 7 yrs	nimue_on_the_treetop wrote: Pre-flight mental check for wearing humorous clothing items: fail! Never mind... can't win them all. Bugger Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Bloody Satnav Nature abhors a vacuum; as does Bushy, which explains the stairs then You must shout "Look out, there are llamas"