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festive bum fun... (7)

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Thu 22 Dec 11, 5:09 PM
crimbo_clitpump
UK(WV), 4 yrs

just thought if crabbies festive alcoholic ginger beer if diluted enough wouldnt make a delightful yuletide anal douche.

god bless us one and all....

"Having engaged in it consensually would not be a crime, but to have a photograph of it in one's possession would be a crime. That does not seem to make sense to me " Lord Wallace of Tankerness

Edited Thu 22 Dec 11, 5:11 PM by crimbo_clitpump

22 Dec 11, 6:16 PM
NightFox
UK(CV), 3 yrs
crimbo_clitpump wrote:
festive bum fun...

just thought if crabbies festive alcoholic ginger beer if diluted enough wouldnt make a delightful yuletide anal douche.

god bless us one and all....

What's the point in diluting it ? :)

NF

22 Dec 11, 7:11 PM
Emmaline*
UK(B), 7 yrs
£

dilute? wouldn't you want to add figging into the mix as well??

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22 Dec 11, 7:33 PM
crimbo_clitpump
UK(WV), 4 yrs

cant be too my alcohol up the bum but thought the ginger would add a nice figging twist at this crimbo season

"Having engaged in it consensually would not be a crime, but to have a photograph of it in one's possession would be a crime. That does not seem to make sense to me " Lord Wallace of Tankerness

22 Dec 11, 10:27 PM
Juantastic
UK(CH), 22 mths

If anyone buys me gin or tequila for Christmas, then this is how I'll probably be consuming it. It's a shame to let alcohol go to waste, but at the same time, I really can't imagine enjoying either of these drinks unless I find a way to bypass my taste buds.

On a more serious note: I'd have thought that the risk from alcohol enemas would be in exceeding your usual tolerance for alcohol. Drinking alcohol to excess results in vomiting, thus voiding your stomach of any further alcohol to enter your bloodstream, whereas if it's elsewhere in your digestive tract, you'll have no easy way of getting rid of it, and could continue to absorb it to lethal levels.

What I'm saying is that if you can drink half a litre of vodka without groaning down the big white telephone, then half a litre of vodka up the bum should have you reaching a similar state of inebriation. If drinking half a litre of vodka would have the room spinning and you reaching for a bucket, then half a litre of vodka up the bum is probably a bad idea.

Maybe I'm missing something.

23 Dec 11, 5:09 PM
rubberroy
UK(TN), 6 yrs
So bring us some figgy pudding.

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23 Dec 11, 5:09 PM
rubberroy
UK(TN), 6 yrs
So bring us some figgy pudding.

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24 Dec 11, 9:43 PM
MissAnnThropist
UK(SE), 3 yrs

christmas_bah_humbug wrote:
So bring us some figgy pudding.

We won't go until we've got some.

We won't go until we've got some.

We won't go until we've got some.

So bring some right here! :-D

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Lie still, and close your eyes, girl / So lovely, it feels so right
I want to hold you close / Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear / I want to f*cking tear you apart

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