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Xmas 2011 (6)

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Posted by Royster on Mon 19 Dec 11, 12:04 AM to Royster's blog.

I am at my lowest point since my divorce, despite all the help and love people have shown me I decided it was time to retire from life as my 56th birthday approaches, I waited for Jules to go to bed and then entered the kitchen.

With a sharp pull on the oven door I thought at last I have plucked up the courage (if that is the right word) to end it all, so I turned on the oven control and placed my head inside the orifice, I laid there for a while thinking am I doing the right thing here etc, when I realised we did not have gas and my hair was on fire.

Yoiks the smell was bad, and I need to make a note in the diary for the Barbers in the morning.

God talk about useless eh?

Edited Mon 19 Dec 11, 12:06 AM by Royster

Replies

19 Dec 11, 12:36 AM
man_in_tyres
UK(RM), 22 mths

Xmas is a crap time of year when your feeling low anyway. I know cos I've been there and get there every xmas since my divorce.

Thankfully you didn't go through with the oven thing and if you need to talk feel free to send a memo .

Things will get better and I know it's easy to say but they will and i'm here to listen if you need to chat.

At the end of the day ................ It's night :)

19 Dec 11, 12:39 AM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
Royster wrote:
God talk about useless eh?

Maybe fate is telling you it's not your time to go yet... you need to stick around with us a bit longer!

((big hugs))

There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald, singing George Gershwin)

Edited 19 Dec 11, 1:15 AM by Shypeachybottom

19 Dec 11, 7:33 AM
Mistress_Amethyst
UK, 5 yrs

Life without Royster!!

I hope not.....

xXAXx

~~If you don't like me it's your fault~~

19 Dec 11, 10:49 AM
rebel_angel
UK(RM), 4 yrs

Royster wrote:
Yoiks the smell was bad, and I need to make a note in the diary for the Barbers in the morning.

God talk about useless eh?

Sounds like you need to put a note on the oven too, to remind yourself it's not gas! ;-)

Anyway you're not useless, we loves you, and life wouldn't be the same without you.

Many ~huggles~ x x x

Play?
Life is a game, it just depends how you play it.
They will not force us, They will stop degrading us, They will not control us, We will be victorious.
The thread of fabrication will unravel with the hands of time.

19 Dec 11, 11:12 AM
Lj_switch
UK, 3 yrs


Royster wrote:
Xmas 2011

I am at my lowest point since my divorce, despite all the help and love people have shown me I decided it was time to retire from life as my 56th birthday approaches, I waited for Jules to go to bed and then entered the kitchen.

With a sharp pull on the oven door I thought at last I have plucked up the courage (if that is the right word) to end it all, so I turned on the oven control and placed my head inside the orifice, I laid there for a while thinking am I doing the right thing here etc, when I realised we did not have gas and my hair was on fire.

Yoiks the smell was bad, and I need to make a note in the diary for the Barbers in the morning.

God talk about useless eh?

I have only one thing to say

WHAT HAIR ?

be a switch, double your fun :-)

19 Dec 11, 6:34 PM
Royster
UK(CO), 4 yrs

@Lj have some rude words................Been so long since you darken My doorstep despite asking you to have food with us I have given up on you, Not even at the Suffolk Munch shame on you.

So you have no real idea how much hair I have now eh, real or otherwise, perhaps I need to speak to Jen and ask her to allow me access to you here again in my DOMAIN.

Just prey my knee does not get better MR.

PS Happy XMAS He he.

Love you Jen xxx

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Edited 21 Dec 11, 12:46 AM by Royster

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