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14 Dec 11, 6:31 PM
Rhoobarb
UK(FK), 12 yrs
ClassAct2005 wrote:
It is my birthday.

Happy birthday.

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"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use." Soren Kierkegaard

14 Dec 11, 6:32 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
Now WCA put those silly thought's out your head,, because again your makeing the mistake of 'Thinking' please and kindly stop this nonsense at once,,

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ClassAct2005 wrote:
I am sure it would deflect me from posting. It certainly does when I have a boyfriend and I'm very sub so I tend to do what I'm told. Trouble is if he's a beer swilling tatooed working class chap I tend not to be able to get those feeling of submission to him which I suppose is common sense really.

valleysnowdrop wrote:
I would put money on that a load of you Doms would love to shag her - just to take her down a peg or too - of course ;-)

ClassAct2005 wrote:
I'm practising.

My next task is to write:

I enjoy doing my practise. I practice the piano.

Rhoobarb wrote:
ClassAct2005 wrote:

when you're granny is round and the Cockney one on Tuesday.

you're?

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

14 Dec 11, 6:36 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
Right,,, lets get this right,, you have to forget asperations writing,, an all you thought you knew,,

now for complete brain shut down,, watch all available soap's and 'you a star' or what ever the bloody programs are called,,

Put that ruddy 'daily Mail' in the bin because ooh ang-on i,m undecided on that because it's like the Sun without the breast's,,

No either the Sun or Daily Mail both are good for brain siezure,,

READ ON

ClassAct2005 wrote:
It was the difference between the spelling of "practice" depending on whether a verb or noun that was the thing.

Xmastressvsdog wrote:
OH GOD NO NO NO NO BLOODY NO !!

i pee-bloody-anna is t rest yer beer on luv,, cmon it aint that ard ee it,

writ-in is wot yer books an mag's are for t lean on as yer writ watch telly and tipp tea on the peper,,

AW GAWD some-one elp please !!!

ClassAct2005 wrote:
I'm practising.

My next task is to write:

I enjoy doing my practise. I practice the piano.

Rhoobarb wrote:
ClassAct2005 wrote:

when you're granny is round and the Cockney one on Tuesday.

you're?

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

14 Dec 11, 7:11 PM
SubWhisperer
UK, 5 yrs

Clodmin wrote:

I love where this is going.

It was always going there - it's just been a long journey .......

Ever wondered who the devil comes to for ideas ?

14 Dec 11, 7:21 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs
Inevitable. Every man or woman on a hunt for a spouse who cannot find one will either choose to remain single or end up searching amongst the dregs I suppose (or widening their criteria, depending on how you put it and nothing is as nice as a dominant man whether he's at the top of the ClassAct pyramid or right at the rather large bottom).

Or perhaps you just bump steadily down from those in professions to those only in business/trade evne if it be owning a profitable business trade, down to the ranks of the mere salaried bankers and the like who have no power as they are employees only, down to the fat grey middle aged bald middle managers who think they are God's gift because they can afford a nouveau riche car and play golf, down and down.... to the ranks of the £25k a year average wagers and finally to the unemployed and below that the unemployed with drug and mental health issues etc etc. You can add your own stages into that based on class, accent, assets and other stuff that matters so very much like ability to form close emotional relationships.

I could design snakes and ladders on these principles - a dating snakes and ladders if it's not already invented. If he's rich but was setn to boarding school at 7 and didn't feel any love from his parents and probably has a series of failed relationships that takes you right back down as he'd find it hard to love you as everyone who loved him sent him away etc etc.If he's poor but looks good and is clever that's brownie points which make up for the poverty.

If he's dom he's in the game. if you discover he's vanilla or only wants a bit of kinky sex, a sort of vanilla in dom's clothing you're right down a ladder again casting him out like a snake from the garden of Eden.

Of course all you really want at the end of the day is someone nice but dom who loves you and you love him and most of us find our criteria go out of the window when we meet the right person. It's why some of us have usually been in relationships and those who stick to their shopping lists aren't.

SubWhisperer wrote:
Clodmin wrote:

I love where this is going.

It was always going there - it's just been a long journey .......

14 Dec 11, 7:23 PM
millstonegrit14
UK(OL), 7 yrs
valleysnowdrop wrote:
I would put money on that a load of you Doms would love to shag her - just to take her down a peg or too - of course ;-)

ClassAct2005 wrote:

well she would need to put up a decent clarsy picture first. I would suggest a photo of her bare bottom, with stockings, then we could judge if her arse was up to a decent and acceptable standard (yours is beautiful).

Fuck the petrified rose we need some lily white middle class podgy clarsy woman flesh!!

14 Dec 11, 7:25 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs
Some men like that - the girl who can't even speak English as they only want her for her body anyway or the girl as thick as a plank (they have their friends for good chat) so it doesn't matter and as she's got massive breasts and long blonde hair and isn't fat he's the envy of his friends when she's on his arm.

I take the FT actually (and Times). I think you need a relatively low IQ to want to read the Daily Mail.

Xmastressvsdog wrote:
Right,,, lets get this right,, you have to forget asperations writing,, an all you thought you knew,,

now for complete brain shut down,, watch all available soap's and 'you a star' or what ever the bloody programs are called,,

Put that ruddy 'daily Mail' in the bin because ooh ang-on i,m undecided on that because it's like the Sun without the breast's,,

No either the Sun or Daily Mail both are good for brain siezure,,

READ ON

14 Dec 11, 7:28 PM
twilightsilence
UK(ME), 16 mths
Come on.....someone tell me that I've stepped into the twilight zone (honestly, no pun intended...)

Take me on a journey and keep me safe on our travels....
I am a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a kinky bitch in the bedroom.....Jerry Hall has got nothing on me ;)

14 Dec 11, 7:33 PM
Pinderella
UK, 2 yrs

twilight_n_tinsel wrote:
Come on.....someone tell me that I've stepped into the twilight zone (honestly, no pun intended...)

Haha! Welcome! Good isn't it? :-D

Edited to add: Passing Popcorn.

Edited 14 Dec 11, 7:35 PM by Pinderella

14 Dec 11, 7:41 PM
A_Very_Good_Girl
UK(WC), 8 mths
Ianneil wrote:
Almost anorexialy thin

anorexically (comparative more anorexically, superlative most anorexically)

In an anorexic way.

She was anorexically thin.

Ianneil wrote:
Croyden facelift effect.

We have included croydon results - Show only croyden

Ianneil wrote:
Iceland and Liddel loyality cards.

I didn't know rivers offered loyality cards http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liddel_Water or did you mean these dog-friendly self-catering cottages? http://www.liddelpark.co.uk/

Ianneil wrote:
the Chineese looking one

I think you mean chin ease, don't you? Something necessary for dropping one's jaw to enable a wider mouth?

Ianneil wrote:
drug induced memory lose.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

Ianneil wrote:
And the baby of your 14 yr old daughter Chardoney.

65% of people misspell the name "Chardonnay" according to http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/suitabi...

However, no babies were named "Chardonnay" in the UK in 1997, so she can't have a 14 yr old daughter named that, unless it was born abroad.

Weirdly, no babies were called "Chardonnay" in the US either in 1997, although some were in 1996 and some in 1998. http://www.babycenter.com/babyNameAllPops.htm?ba...

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