10 Dec 11, 1:00 AM
prettyPETunia
UK(WS), 4 yrs
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yules_truly wrote:
axmassub wrote:
You come on here slagging off the beautifully aromatic bacon, dissing dairy produce, waving all your veggy banners AND make demands of your status? Its butter or LOSER. You decide...
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Goodness, aren't some people bossy on this website?!
Now, concentrate very hard... I have not waved a veggie banner at all, have I? No, I haven't. Sigh sigh sigh...
The smell of cooked bacon just clings to my clothes and my hair and the WHOLE house for hours and hours and hours!
There is nothing wrong with butter but it doesn't need to go into sandwiches because tomatoes and cucumber are moist, so there!
So... put that in your pipe bossy boots.
Loser indeed. Ha! 
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Concentrate?????? Iv heard that word before...somewhere. Thats something to do with cordial isnt it? No wait its to do with fabric softner. Oh I get it, ...flowery smells. Its all about flowers. No wait, thats beer, which is brewed, tea is brewed too. That comes from India. I like Indian food. Naan bread is nice. Nice is a city in France. Do yoy know our mate frenchy? She likes mushrooms. And even they are vegetables! See you're a veggie!If love is blind I need to find a cane
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10 Dec 11, 8:42 AM
Trulysub
UK(E), 7 yrs
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Patience is a virtue.
May I suggest you fry some bacon and make yourself a nice sandwich... without butter!!
"She's so positive she would feel flattered that everyone in a firing squad was looking at her". - Sir Lancealot (Who will one day be as famous as Shakespeare!)
Oh, he also said "Take comfort in the knowledge that there are many copies of the Mona Lisa but only one original." 
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10 Dec 11, 8:47 AM
Trulysub
UK(E), 7 yrs
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axmassub wrote:
Concentrate?????? Iv heard that word before...somewhere. Thats something to do with cordial isnt it? No wait its to do with fabric softner. Oh I get it, ...flowery smells. Its all about flowers. No wait, thats beer, which is brewed, tea is brewed too. That comes from India. I like Indian food. Naan bread is nice. Nice is a city in France. Do yoy know our mate frenchy? She likes mushrooms. And even they are vegetables! See you're a veggie!
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Are you eating strange mushrooms with your bacon sandwiches?
Have you considered a nice quorn burger?
"She's so positive she would feel flattered that everyone in a firing squad was looking at her". - Sir Lancealot (Who will one day be as famous as Shakespeare!)
Oh, he also said "Take comfort in the knowledge that there are many copies of the Mona Lisa but only one original."
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10 Dec 11, 10:31 AM
misunderstoodslave
UK(OL), 2 yrs |
Going back to the white bread thing - I assumed that was taken as read.
Are there some weird freakshows out there who have a bacon butty on wholemeal bread? That is so wrong I feel slightly faint at the thought. |
10 Dec 11, 11:00 AM
Betony
UK, 7 yrs
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Loads of bacon fat on the bread first. I want you like a soldier wants the smell of home, like Robson wants Jerome
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10 Dec 11, 11:41 AM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
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Betony wrote:
Loads of bacon fat on the bread first.
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ooh the bread fried lightly in the bacon juice Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish
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10 Dec 11, 12:16 PM
Betony
UK, 7 yrs
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Xmastressvsdog wrote:
Betony wrote:
Loads of bacon fat on the bread first.
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ooh the bread fried lightly in the bacon juice
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Oh yes, yes, yes! I want you like a soldier wants the smell of home, like Robson wants Jerome
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11 Dec 11, 9:19 PM
squeezed_melon
2 yrs |
Low Fat Spread. |
14 Dec 11, 9:13 PM
perra_diablo
UK, 3 yrs
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For Gods Sake melon .............. low fat spread !!! Tuts & walks off. |
