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Direct Line Is My Baitch (7)

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Posted by Perplexion on Wed 7 Dec 11, 3:28 PM to Perplexion's blog.

Phone Conversation:

'Well I'm very sorry about the confusion'

'Oh, it wasn't your fault'

'But I need to apologise on behalf of the company'

'Are you on your knees boy?'

(Laughter) 'Yes, yes I'm on my knees!'

Next item on today's agenda - call up Virgin Media

Replies

7 Dec 11, 3:43 PM
BusMaster
UK(NG), 9 yrs

Good Luck with Virgin media... but if you get the same result tell

Phil

Will you follow me into the Darkness, will you follow me into the Fire
I am Phil McVark of the Clan McVark; I am the Midlander

7 Dec 11, 3:51 PM
Amante_Velora
UK(SW), 22 mths
I'm with VM too. Good luck indeed.

***Disclaimer: I accept no liability for the content of this post, or for the consequences of any misconstruction taken on the basis of the information provided, unless that information is subsequently confirmed in writing. Please do not ask for credit as a punch in the mouth will often offend***

7 Dec 11, 3:58 PM
Perplexion
13 mths
I'm not actually with them, I just like the idea of owning Richard
7 Dec 11, 3:59 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


Will they still be Virgin after you are through with them?

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

7 Dec 11, 4:09 PM
Perplexion
13 mths
I suppose there is room here for a helicopter landing if RB wants a spot of PDing but obviously I wouldn't be able to thrust an' tell
7 Dec 11, 6:27 PM
Malbon
UK(LS), 8 yrs

Have a word with Orange while you're at it?

'Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?' - Harry M. Warner, 1927
Malbon erotica on Amazon

7 Dec 11, 6:35 PM
andrewsean
UK(CO), 5 yrs

And also, can you ring AOL and get them to finally realise that my partners name isn't LYIN BITCH?

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