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| Grownup_Frankie |
Mr Parsnip says that from now on he is to be known as Mr Parsnip, and henceforth will narrate himself - ie, blogs and replies will start 'Mr Parsnip says'..., or 'Mr Parsnip thinks'...
This situation will continue until further notice, or until such time as Mr Parsnip gets fed up of it.
In the meantime, if anyone has any interesting parsnip facts or folklore, jokes, recipes, or annecdotal material containing some reference, or inference, however slight, to parsnips, Mr Parsnip would like to hear from you.
Mr Parsnip says 'thank you all for your time and attention'.
| 5 Dec 11, 1:17 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
just an observation,, because you did'nt put them ' things ' in, '''''''''''' Mr Parsnip ( says, thinks, writes, ), at the head of the Blog, now not wishing to be pedantict ( Oh the lie's ) but given as one assume's you had thought of this before you wrote the Blog and not after you started, so doe's this Blog count,, er, ! so it don't count,
Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | |
| 5 Dec 11, 1:40 PM Grownup_Frankie UK, 4 yrs |
'No, thats totally incorrect', says Mr Parsnip, pedantically - for, as we all know, children, Mr Parsnip, the cloth-capped baggy trousered old retainer-gardner who is to be found in or near to his shed down by the vegetable patch of the manor house is pedantic in all ways, but most especially where they concern parsnips. 'One uses speech marks,' (he goes on to say), 'when one is directly quoting Mr Parsnip. When one is merely stating what Mr Parsnip has said, one needn't use speech marks'. So, is that clear? When Mr Parsnip is speaking to you directly, his words will be pre-figured, and end, with a speech mark. When I am passing on Mr Parsnip's remarks, they wont. Edited 5 Dec 11, 1:45 PM by Grownup_Frankie | |
| 5 Dec 11, 2:00 PM totallycoverme UK(M), 4 yrs |
this is really weird right: i saw the name "mr parsnip" and thought to myself "that's the sort of thing that grownup frankie would call himself" i've no idea why i thought that but woah, spooky! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice | |
| 5 Dec 11, 2:08 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
Are suggesting that one don't much about grammar Mr Parsnip,,, Really,, i will have you know that i am famous for grammar and spelling,, so i am,, in fact people in the street point and laugh,, er stare i mean, in admiration casting gift's such as fruit and veg upon my person,, i am hopeing some will be fresh at some point but still to no avail, But i will take heed that your grammar is somwhat lacking in considerstion of my own gramma, so i will pass no more mention of it,, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | |
| 5 Dec 11, 2:10 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
surly you are not suggesting they are one of the same person,, Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | |
| 5 Dec 11, 2:15 PM tallulahme UK, 2 yrs  |
A parsnip, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The parsnip said "my life sucks, when I get big and fat they cut me up and cook me". The pickle said "when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar". The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! Totally crap but that's what happens when you do an internet search for a parsnip joke!
Do you have to be the ice queen intellectual OR the slut whore? | |
| 5 Dec 11, 2:20 PM A_Zebra_Called_Dave UK, 9 mths £ |
A parsnip, a Wolkswagen Beetle and a can of Heinz oxtail soup walk into a pub..... Spots are so last year. | |
| 5 Dec 11, 3:42 PM Topman1 UK(SW), 8 yrs |
Parsnip is the root of all evil apparently..... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/articl... "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." | |
| 5 Dec 11, 3:51 PM Topman1 UK(SW), 8 yrs |
And feel sorry for the parsnip that has to put up with this twaddle! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-133368... "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." | |
| 5 Dec 11, 3:52 PM totallycoverme UK(M), 4 yrs |
hahhaha! i like that one! It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice |
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