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Top ten stupid things you say during punishment (93)

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Mon 28 Nov 11, 8:50 PM
naughtyskibunny
UK(SW), 2 yrs
" 6, Sir, thank you, Sir..fuck, no, 5, 5, 5! No, not fuck, sorry, sorry, 5 'sugar' Sir. OOOwww."

"My school caned harder than that..." (yes, I'm still being made to feel sorry for that one)

"That didn't hurt!"

(in answer to "Well did that?") "Nope"

"ummm, maybe that wasn't quite all I did..."

"Really, honestly, I'm telling the truth, I didn't."

"Is your hand sore yet?"

"Why do you always spank my right cheek harder?"

"Not telling you something is NOT lying!" (indignantly)

"No I'm not sorry yet..."

Sugar and spice and all things nice are what I 'could' be made of...

28 Nov 11, 9:01 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
"Sorry, have you started?"

~~hysterical laughter~~ (<-- often guilty of that one :-$)

"are we there yet?"

"I am NOT cheeky!"

"Stop stop stop" (seems to encourage the blighters)

There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

28 Nov 11, 9:06 PM
penwiggle
UK(CB), 5 yrs

"Well, that was a nice warm up. Are you going to hurt me now?"

"28. 28-1/4. 28-1/2. 28-3/4. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. all right then, 30."

Pen

You say Ouch like it's a bad word.
Pain: Most people haven't got a clue. Even those who think they understand it, have really only glimpsed the opening sentences of a very large novel. Trust me, cause I've read it to the end.

28 Nov 11, 9:16 PM
naughtyskibunny
UK(SW), 2 yrs
LondonShyGirl wrote:
"Sorry, have you started?" FABULOUS. I wouldn't dare, though I want to.

~~hysterical laughter~~ (<-- often guilty of that one :-$)

"are we there yet?" LOVE IT; GOING TO USE IT (when I'm brave enough)

"I am NOT cheeky!" (done!)

"Stop stop stop" (seems to encourage the blighters) (agreed!)

Sugar and spice and all things nice are what I 'could' be made of...

28 Nov 11, 9:17 PM
naughtyskibunny
UK(SW), 2 yrs
Now this is yet another person I can learn from...

penwiggle wrote:
"Well, that was a nice warm up. Are you going to hurt me now?"

"28. 28-1/4. 28-1/2. 28-3/4. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. 29. all right then, 30."

Pen

Sugar and spice and all things nice are what I 'could' be made of...

28 Nov 11, 9:22 PM
twilightsilence
UK(ME), 16 mths
"Yes, you are old" didn't end well for me once...

Edited to add, this was followed by hysterical giggling. I'm really not sure which was worse...

Take me on a journey and keep me safe on our travels....
I am a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a kinky bitch in the bedroom.....Jerry Hall has got nothing on me ;)

Edited 28 Nov 11, 9:26 PM by twilightsilence

28 Nov 11, 9:24 PM
Serinduperty
UK(BS), 7 mths

"fuck you" lol

"No!"

"You will have to chase me first", scared the poop out of myself with that one, as He very deliberately and slowly placed chairs one by one at the bottom of the stairs so's I had no where to run to, still makes me giggle.

and of course the non stop uncontrollable giggling......

28 Nov 11, 9:26 PM
flamesdesire
UK(OX), 4 yrs
Me? I would never say anything of the kind Sir :-D

It wasnt me honest guv ;)

She did it!!

Would you like me to show you how it is done?

Please Sir can I have more?

Is it time for bed yet (while yawning loudly)?

jxx

"Take me from this earth an endless night- this, the end of life. From the dark I feel your lips and taste your bloody kiss."

28 Nov 11, 9:31 PM
moltenhoney
UK(M), 12 yrs
Serinduperty wrote:
and of course the non stop uncontrollable giggling......

Yesss - something along the lines of "Haaaahhhaaaahahahahaa. Sorry. OW!. Sorry. Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaha. Sorry. Erm, all this laughing isn't really convincing you I'm sorry, is it? OWWWWWWWWW! Sorrrry. Haaaaaaaaaahahahahaha."

Rinse and repeat.

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well

28 Nov 11, 9:47 PM
Corwin
UK(L), 11 yrs
I'm far too well behaved to give cheek, I'd never even consider smirking ever. [/tongue_out_of_cheek]

I'll have to remember some of these for use at some point though.

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out first-hand what it's like to be me
The End - MCR

28 Nov 11, 9:49 PM
Steven69
UK(B), 20 mths

Once during a long session a well hung tv was trying to do me he he so i just said its nice for a bit of fingering first he he he he she went all floppy he he he

S

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