The importance of walking (8)

Posted by Incandescence on Sat 26 Nov 11, 6:57 PM to Incandescence's blog.

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at a cost of £2000 a month!

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My Grandfather started walking 2 miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is!

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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!

Sorry for these but it's wet, windy and wintery outside ... and X factor hasn't started yet ... I have to find some way of killing time

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26 Nov 11, 7:13 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

you would be welcome to kill our guest,,

sorry you don't live closer,

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

26 Nov 11, 7:16 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs

And the prize for IC hostess with the mostest goes to .......

If god had wanted us to be perfect, he wouldn't have made our progenitors dinosaurs!
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices ~ Mark Twaine

26 Nov 11, 8:07 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

i,ve been all grace an charm i have to him an all,,

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

26 Nov 11, 8:08 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs

is he a bit of a git then. Or are you just pissed cause your chum's been grounded

If god had wanted us to be perfect, he wouldn't have made our progenitors dinosaurs!
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices ~ Mark Twaine

26 Nov 11, 10:25 PM
wonderer
UK, 5 yrs

lima_pink_tigress wrote:
The importance of wanking

Wanking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at a cost of £2000 a month!

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My Grandfather started wanking twice a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and lost in a sea of semen!

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The only reason I would take up wanking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!

"Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)
Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/

27 Nov 11, 8:42 AM
vixylix
2 yrs

Ha ha...very good.

I have been trying to walk 10,000 steps a day...the school run takes me ages now!

27 Nov 11, 6:41 PM
Incandescence
UK, 3 yrs

wonderer wrote:

lima_pink_tigress wrote:
The importance of wanking

Wanking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at a cost of £2000 a month!

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My Grandfather started wanking twice a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and lost in a sea of semen!

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The only reason I would take up wanking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again!

Where did you get such a filthy mind?!

If god had wanted us to be perfect, he wouldn't have made our progenitors dinosaurs!
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices ~ Mark Twaine

28 Nov 11, 9:58 PM
wonderer
UK, 5 yrs

Me? I'm innocent as the driven snow

"Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" (Albert Einstein)
Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est. http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/226772/