17 Nov 11, 5:34 PM
MissLioness
UK(LS), 5 yrs
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the jokes are sooooooo bad mr corwin,,, you are lovely as you are, Im very suprised some nice lady hasnt snapped you up hugssss x enough of the shitty jokes please lol......  AdoringLion
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9 Dec 11, 11:03 AM
TheMistressH
UK(HX), 4 yrs
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"Though the lovely message I got from a 62 year old woman saying she wasn't sure whether to check me out or not bother was quite flattering..."
Oi, that was me!
I agree, those sites are hilarious..it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
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9 Dec 11, 1:48 PM
MsKsbottom
UK(LS), 4 yrs
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TheMistressH wrote:
it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Oi that was me!!!
Reigning LUXE Sadoquiz champion
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11 Dec 11, 4:33 PM
Corwin
UK(L), 11 yrs
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TheMistressH wrote:
"Though the lovely message I got from a 62 year old woman saying she wasn't sure whether to check me out or not bother was quite flattering..."
Oi, that was me!
I agree, those sites are hilarious..it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Ahh, no, your message was lovely and made me go all weak at the knees again. (Was that a little too polished? Hmmm).
I shudder at the text speak messages because I'm so old fashioned I even hate to abbreviate "through" to thro when I send a text. If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out first-hand what it's like to be me
The End - MCR
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11 Dec 11, 4:34 PM
Corwin
UK(L), 11 yrs
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MissLioness wrote:
the jokes are sooooooo bad mr corwin,,, you are lovely as you are, Im very suprised some nice lady hasnt snapped you up hugssss x enough of the shitty jokes please lol......
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I thank you kindly lovely lady, you're a sweetheart as always xx If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out first-hand what it's like to be me
The End - MCR
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13 Dec 11, 6:41 PM
TheMistressH
UK(HX), 4 yrs
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Corwin wrote:
TheMistressH wrote:
"Though the lovely message I got from a 62 year old woman saying she wasn't sure whether to check me out or not bother was quite flattering..."
Oi, that was me!
I agree, those sites are hilarious..it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Ahh, no, your message was lovely and made me go all weak at the knees again. (Was that a little too polished? Hmmm).
I shudder at the text speak messages because I'm so old fashioned I even hate to abbreviate "through" to thro when I send a text.
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Just why would anyone be thinking about abbreviating anything when sending a message by mobile telephone communication is quite beyond me.
Mistress H (not abbreviated, you understand)
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13 Dec 11, 6:47 PM
TheMistressH
UK(HX), 4 yrs
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MsKsbottom wrote:
TheMistressH wrote:
it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Oi that was me!!!
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You know what the punishment is for using text speak, bottom..
A fkng gd thrshng. Lol. Not. Innit.
Mistress of The H-Ness
Edited 13 Dec 11, 6:48 PM by TheMistressH
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13 Dec 11, 7:27 PM
mr_nicholas
UK(TW), 5 yrs
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TheMistressH wrote:
MsKsbottom wrote:
TheMistressH wrote:
it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Oi that was me!!!
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You know what the punishment is for using text speak, bottom..
A fkng gd thrshng. Lol. Not. Innit.
Mistress of The H-Ness
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dont b 2 fkng hard on "yoof" speak.....
Shakespeare started it......( my additions in brackets )
"Though this be Madness, yet there be Method (,) in(n)it "
Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 193–206
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23 Dec 11, 5:45 PM
TheMistressH
UK(HX), 4 yrs
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mr_nicholas wrote:
TheMistressH wrote:
MsKsbottom wrote:
TheMistressH wrote:
it's the messages that say
"lol ur sexy. wanna meet 4a drink?".. that really excite me!
MH
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Oi that was me!!!
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You know what the punishment is for using text speak, bottom..
A fkng gd thrshng. Lol. Not. Innit.
Mistress of The H-Ness
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dont b 2 fkng hard on "yoof" speak.....
Shakespeare started it......( my additions in brackets )
"Though this be Madness, yet there be Method (,) in(n)it "
Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 193–206
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Oh very blimmin' witty Mister Nicholas.
Happy Effing Christmas. Yo.
Mistress H
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