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But that could just be because I watched Spartacus: Gods of the Arena the other day and it's a boobie fondletastic show.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

Hairy boobies would be... errrr.... not so fondletastic!

And I agree with the OP, there are times when we all miss a dom/partner too.

There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

But my boobies are hairy, I'm just fed up of only having them to fondle.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.