13 Nov 11, 9:22 PM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
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Funny how people remember things differently.
I'd just won 32p on the penny slot machines. I turned and saw you standing there in your Superdry jacket and skanky trainers. You probably wore jeans too but my eyes were drawn to the wisp of bum fluff on your upper lip.
"Fancy sharing a bag of chips and a cider?"
It's the second best offer I've had all day so I nod my agreement.
Upstairs on the bus I eagerly devour your chips. You spray cider on my top as you open it. I close my top and I slap your face when you try to grope my breasts. The cider tastes of paint stripper.
As we enter the sea-front guest house you check that the coast is clear before sneaking me in and we stagger upstairs.
I lie back on the candlewick bedspread, avoiding the worst of the stains. In your eagerness to join me you stumble with your jeans round your ankles and knock yourself out on the bedside table. Ever the opportunist, I rifle through your pockets and am disappointed only to retrieve £7.29. Still, it's more than enough for the bus journey back.
Cock? You're the only cock I saw mate  smartarse
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13 Nov 11, 9:25 PM
Degenerate
UK(M), 5 yrs
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Oh Clodmin you're the Best. I mean The best!
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13 Nov 11, 9:25 PM
twilightsilence
UK(ME), 16 mths
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fellatrix wrote:
Funny how people remember things differently.
I'd just won 32p on the penny slot machines. I turned and saw you standing there in your Superdry jacket and skanky trainers. You probably wore jeans too but my eyes were drawn to the wisp of bum fluff on your upper lip.
"Fancy sharing a bag of chips and a cider?"
It's the second best offer I've had all day so I nod my agreement.
Upstairs on the bus I eagerly devour your chips. You spray cider on my top as you open it. I close my top and I slap your face when you try to grope my breasts. The cider tastes of paint stripper.
As we enter the sea-front guest house you check that the coast is clear before sneaking me in and we stagger upstairs.
I lie back on the candlewick bedspread, avoiding the worst of the stains. In your eagerness to join me you stumble with your jeans round your ankles and knock yourself out on the bedside table. Ever the opportunist, I rifle through your pockets and am disappointed only to retrieve £7.29. Still, it's more than enough for the bus journey back.
Cock? You're the only cock I saw mate
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LMFAO!!! Take me on a journey and keep me safe on our travels....
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' - Lewis Carroll
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13 Nov 11, 9:25 PM
coquettish
UK(BN), 22 mths
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*swoon* I'm living in hope of part two, I just HAVE to know if she ever found a second sock... |
13 Nov 11, 9:34 PM
Clodmin
UK(OX), 3 yrs
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fellatrix wrote:
Funny how people remember things differently.
I'd just won 32p on the penny slot machines. I turned and saw you standing there in your Superdry jacket and skanky trainers. You probably wore jeans too but my eyes were drawn to the wisp of bum fluff on your upper lip.
"Fancy sharing a bag of chips and a cider?"
It's the second best offer I've had all day so I nod my agreement.
Upstairs on the bus I eagerly devour your chips. You spray cider on my top as you open it. I close my top and I slap your face when you try to grope my breasts. The cider tastes of paint stripper.
As we enter the sea-front guest house you check that the coast is clear before sneaking me in and we stagger upstairs.
I lie back on the candlewick bedspread, avoiding the worst of the stains. In your eagerness to join me you stumble with your jeans round your ankles and knock yourself out on the bedside table. Ever the opportunist, I rifle through your pockets and am disappointed only to retrieve £7.29. Still, it's more than enough for the bus journey back.
Cock? You're the only cock I saw mate
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You're so vain; you probably think this rape is about you.
Let's be realistic- there's no way you would have managed to sneak into a casino, unless you managed to pass yourself off as a slot machine  .
Here are some small words for you to look at. Aren't they tiny!
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13 Nov 11, 9:34 PM
River_Deep
UK, 6 yrs
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I so want you...dead. It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it
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13 Nov 11, 9:43 PM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
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Clodmin wrote:
You're so vain; you probably think this rape is about you.
Let's be realistic- there's no way you would have managed to sneak into a casino, unless you managed to pass yourself off as a slot machine .
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But is your head better?
 smartarse
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13 Nov 11, 9:45 PM
inappropriate
UK(CF), 3 yrs |
Worth a fuck? Not quite. Perhaps a lazy hand job.
More please. |
13 Nov 11, 9:47 PM
twilightsilence
UK(ME), 16 mths
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inappropriate wrote:
Worth a fuck? Not quite. Perhaps a lazy hand job.
More please.
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I dunno, I think it deserves a blow job just for amusement value... Take me on a journey and keep me safe on our travels....
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' - Lewis Carroll
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13 Nov 11, 9:53 PM
sathya
UK(S), 18 mths
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Perfect Sunday evening reading thir, you've done us proud  The violets explode inside me when I meet your eyes
Then I'm spinning and I'm diving
Like a cloud of starlings - Elbow
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