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Skyhooks' Floozie count! (20)

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7 Nov 11, 8:36 PM
jenevieve
UK(CH), 4 yrs
All_of_Me wrote:
Silly_Rabbit wrote:
Oh, I appreciate some of his semi-fictional smut (indeed, on occasion it has produced something of a wide-on). Should I reciprocate with knockerage? Is that how it works?

Yes.

If you are very lucky he will demand (repeatedly) pictures of your norks. Eventually you will fall victim to his uber-domliness and before you know it you are sleeping for a week in the stockings you peed yourself in just to sate his sadistic urges.

Tis sad but true

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

7 Nov 11, 8:37 PM
Souci_X
UK(BA), 5 yrs

All_of_Me wrote:
Not to mention his long-suffering wench!

I have never felt so much sympathy for anyone, in my whole life, ever!

7 Nov 11, 9:06 PM
jenevieve
UK(CH), 4 yrs
Oops we floozies are in short supply, He will be in a strop lol

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

7 Nov 11, 9:54 PM
NimueBanditQueen
UK(MK), 2 yrs

All_of_Me wrote:
I am an unashamed @Skyhook floozie.

At some point I am going to do away with BPP and apply for the resultant vacancy of Uber-floozie (with honours).

Oh-Ho, a challenge! Is this a call to arms (or boobs?) A battle of the breasterage? Duelling bongos? I can see this... a proper floozie-fight, hands tied behind us (no biting allowed) and the first to flubber the other into submission wins! ;-)

PS you still owe me a suicidal parrot. And lend? As in you expect it back? Ahem - *pirate* :-D

Buckling my swash through the IC high seas.
A fair wind in my sails, a smile on my lips, a song in my heart...

7 Nov 11, 10:02 PM
louisa32
UK(FK), 8 yrs
He is always in a strop. Nothing new there lol :-D
7 Nov 11, 10:07 PM
NimueBanditQueen
UK(MK), 2 yrs

And for some reason I can't help but feel there should be... jelly... involved...

Buckling my swash through the IC high seas.
A fair wind in my sails, a smile on my lips, a song in my heart...

8 Nov 11, 11:01 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

louisa32 wrote:
He is always in a strop. Nothing new there lol :-D

Never a truer word... ;)

Also, count me in. Although he's not demanded boob for a while...

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"Oh bother" said the Borg; "We've assimilated Pooh."

8 Nov 11, 12:17 PM
tallulahme
UK, 2 yrs

Nah............ His posting is pathetically scarce!

I used to be, but I moved on!

:-D

"Nothing hurts more than realising he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him."

8 Nov 11, 3:59 PM
louisa32
UK(FK), 8 yrs
Crystal_Eyes wrote:
louisa32 wrote:
He is always in a strop. Nothing new there lol :-D

Never a truer word... ;)

Also, count me in. Although he's not demanded boob for a while...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, he has, honestly lol :-)

He wants, lots of boobie

9 Nov 11, 10:21 AM
Crystal_Eyes
UK, 5 yrs

louisa32 wrote:
Crystal_Eyes wrote:
Also, count me in. Although he's not demanded boob for a while...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, he has, honestly lol :-)

He wants, lots of boobie

Yeah, I retract my former statement following a text conversation with his lordship yesterday. Bloody pervert. :-p

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"Oh bother" said the Borg; "We've assimilated Pooh."

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